Ho Ho Ho, Christmas Music, When to Play it- You Should Know
Written by Devon Mitchell As spooky season has just come to an end, many people are turning in the Monster…
Opinion
This page offers articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, social and political commentaries, and even rants. If you’re down for a laugh or hear a side this is the page to go to.
Those Juicy Halloween Statistics, in Case You Were Wondering
Written by Caisi Calandra If there was a system ranking Halloween candies from best to worst, Kit-Kats would be number…
Junior Annoyed by Disregard for College Trick-or-Treating
Written by Zachary Dalton As a kid, some of the best times were spent during a crisp autumn evening running…
The Democrats’ Spooky Future
Written by Devon Mitchell As the country is drawing near to another primary season, the Democrats are still trying to…
So Ghosting and Cut-Off Culture Are Cool?
Written by Vanessa Mutesi Cut-off culture. Ghosting. Have you ever caught yourself saying that you were going to cut someone…
A Freshman’s Thoughts on Going Home
Written by Devon Mitchell Fall Break is in only one week away, and students are preparing for alternative break trips,…
It’s Libra Season!
Written by Caisi Calandra Even though the paper will be distributed on October 4, Libra season will have started on…
The Case for a Presidential Age Limit
Written by Ethan Perritt When Donald Trump was elected to office, he broke a record—the oldest incumbent president. At seventy…
The Story of “Pepsi” the Stray Cat and the Junior it Followed
Written by Zachary Dalton Rumors around campus have spread about a junior finding a cat that then followed him back…
Living on Fast Forward
Written by Vanessa Mutesi “I am tired,” a phrase that has become so common in my everyday conversations. Usually when…