Written by Shamira James
If you could name a hurricane, what would you name it and why?
Destinee Harper, sophomore, Everyone’s Favorite Harry Potter Stan – “I would name it after myself because that would make me famous, also I’m like a hurricane cause I’m always bopping around.”
Tyler Columbus, junior, Clout King – “I’d name it Hurricane Kyle, cause why not?”
Cam Eck, senior, The Last Standing Nickelback Fan I Know – “I’d name it Hurricane Nickelback, for obvious reasons.”
Thomas Griffin, freshman, Sham Sham’s resident – “Hurricane Dirty Knees, if you know, you know.”