The Harder They Paul the Harder They Fall
Written by Chamberlain “Zach is Wrong” Zulauf Tom Brady, Kevin Durant, Neymar… Jake Paul. No one wants to hear it,…
Opinion
This page offers articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, social and political commentaries, and even rants. If you’re down for a laugh or hear a side this is the page to go to.
Vaccinated & Opinionated
Written by Kristi Rolf Today, one of the most popular topics on the internet is the vaccines for COVID-19 that…
Jake Paul: The Little Boxer that Could
Written by Zach “Chamberlain is Wrong” Dalton On Saturday, April 17 a circus of a boxing match happened between the…
Pelosi Talks of “Sacrifice”
Written by Devon Mitchell The trial of the Minneapolis police officer who suffocated and killed an unarmed black man back…
Vaccination Disappointments
Written by Devon Mitchell In case you didn’t hear, Virginia has moved into phase 1c of their vaccination program. This…
Three Poems
Written by Jasey Roberts Text from My Mother, 3:09pm Can you run Roomba and make sure she gets under the…
Hammock Hotspots
Written by Chamberlain Zulauf It’s warming up, and just like a bear in the springtime, Roanoke College is showing signs…
News at the Speed of Social Media
Written by Kristi Rolf I’m not great at following the news. Compared to some of my friends, who regularly read…
A Hell of a Week for Lil Nas X
Written by Zach Dalton Rapper Lil Nas X released his newest single, “MONTERO (Call Me by Your Name)” on March…
The 21st Century Bob Dylan
Written by Devon Mitchell I was faced with an interesting question that I have been deeply pondering since asked. The…