Family of Mallards Awarded Tenure
Written by Elizabeth Janes SALEM – The family of mallards that has recently taken up residence in the stream cutting…
Opinion
This page offers articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, social and political commentaries, and even rants. If you’re down for a laugh or hear a side this is the page to go to.
Present-Day High Schoolers Actually Have Their Lives Together
Written by Joseph Krzyston As the country’s eyes turned to the high schoolers leading national protests this week, support has…
Sigma Chi Brothers Face Hypothermia During Fundraising Attempts
Written by Joseph Krzyston In news that might not shock any consummate observers of the back quad, three cold, wet…
Trudo Vertical Forest Attempts to Combat Climate Change and Urban Housing Issues
Written by Isaac Davis Elon Musk’s sleek, electric Tesla Model 3 is a huge step toward a cleaner transport industry….
Commons in Crisis: Paper Plates Cause Mass Hysteria
Written by Shamira James Hello everyone, or those left. It’s Day Four of the post – apocalyptic world of the…
‘Inept’ Humor Editor Labeled as a ‘Buffoon’ in Late of His Most Recent Hijinks
Written by Joseph Krzyston Thursday, Joe Krzyston, editor of the humor/opinion page, hopped on a plane to see his friend…
Local Redheaded Photographer Trampled by Fame-Hungry Sorority Sisters
Written by Shamira James There’s nothing like the thrill of a snow day. Waking up to the campus-closed email, seeing…
California Reviews Southern Exposure
Written by Leilani Doneux I think it was the sideburns, or maybe an accented, homoerotic Sacha Baron Cohen telling Will…
Easter Celebrations Vary Worldwide
Written by Isaac Davis Millions wait impatiently for the long Easter weekend and the beginning of April. Groups of various…
Cheating Student Deterred by RC Wallpaper
Written by Joseph Krzyston A student determined to plagiarize a paper was deterred definitively through clever tactical deployment of a…