Seeing Illness As An Attribute
Written by Isaac Davis It’s that time of the year. Palms are clammy, health services are quarantining and demand for…
Opinion
This page offers articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, social and political commentaries, and even rants. If you’re down for a laugh or hear a side this is the page to go to.
My Favorite Fashion Blogger is Tanking My Country
Written by Leilani Doneux When Chiara Ferragni announced to the world that she and her fiancé, Italian rapper Fedez, were planning…
Enthusiastic Pledge Defaces Fintel
Written Joe Krzyston Consumed with discernable purpose for the first time in his entire life, one freshman is on a…
Black History Month: Third Time’s The Charm
Written by Shamira James Though it only lasts for one day, people associate the entire month of February with Valentine’s…
Alone in the Laundry: Why We’re Eating Soap
Written by Joe Krzyston According to the Washington Post, the first two weeks of 2018 saw thirty-seven teenagers call poison…
California Dreaming in a Southern State of Mind
Written by Leilani Doneux To admit that I was afraid, I would also have to admit that when I committed…
Stakes Not High Enough in Intro Fiction Story
Written by Joe Krzyston The uneasiness was palpable in a Miller Hall classroom today as Bailey Mann’s short story was…
New Year Evolutions
Written by Isaac Davis 2018 is the year I’m: losing weight, learning French, working harder, getting better, running faster, saving…
Editor Fired for Gross Incompetance
Written by Joe Krzyston Effective next issue, David Hall, longtime editor of the Roanoke College Brackety-Ack, will be fired from…
Let’s Say Something
Written by Emma Grosskopf On a campus as small as ours, rumors spread like the plague, and it’s hard…