High School Musical: Who Says We Have to Let it Go?
Written by Joyelle Ronan
The year was 2006. The jeans were low and crocs were cool. I, eight at the time, sat before my television...
Junior Misses Class to Continue Binge-Watching
Written by Zachary Dalton
With all the modern streaming services today, it’s easy to get hooked on one show. A local junior struggled with inner...
Felicity Huffman Sentencing and the Un-justice System
Written by Jessica Shelburne
When found guilty of committing mail fraud and honest services fraud, an individual may face a prison sentence of up to...
A Freshman’s Thoughts on Going Home
Written by Devon Mitchell
Fall Break is in only one week away, and students are preparing for alternative break trips, or the long/short trek home....
The Case for a Presidential Age Limit
Written by Ethan Perritt
When Donald Trump was elected to office, he broke a record—the oldest incumbent president. At seventy years of age, some questioned...
It’s Libra Season!
Written by Caisi Calandra
Even though the paper will be distributed on October 4, Libra season will have started on September 23 (shoutout to the...
Living on Fast Forward
Written by Vanessa Mutesi
“I am tired,” a phrase that has become so common in my everyday conversations. Usually when people ask me how I...
The Story of “Pepsi” the Stray Cat and the Junior it...
Written by Zachary Dalton
Rumors around campus have spread about a junior finding a cat that then followed him back to his dorm. Many people...
So Ghosting and Cut-Off Culture Are Cool?
Written by Vanessa Mutesi
Cut-off culture. Ghosting. Have you ever caught yourself saying that you were going to cut someone off? I recently stopped myself...
Those Juicy Halloween Statistics, in Case You Were Wondering
Written by Caisi Calandra
If there was a system ranking Halloween candies from best to worst, Kit-Kats would be number one. But according to Candy...
The Democrats’ Spooky Future
Written by Devon Mitchell
As the country is drawing near to another primary season, the Democrats are still trying to pick up the pieces from...
Junior Annoyed by Disregard for College Trick-or-Treating
Written by Zachary Dalton
As a kid, some of the best times were spent during a crisp autumn evening running around from house to house...
Ho Ho Ho, Christmas Music, When to Play it- You Should...
Written by Devon Mitchell
As spooky season has just come to an end, many people are turning in the Monster mash for Frosty the Snowman....
Bad Energy, Stay FAR Away
Written by Vanessa Mutesi
Have you ever met someone who you clicked with effortlessly? It was as though, both your energies and auras just matched?...
Kanye West Finally Releases “Jesus is King”
Written by Jessica Shelburne
On Oct. 25, Kanye West finally released the long-awaited album ‘Jesus is King.’ The album missed two initial release dates in...
Halloweek?
Written by Caisi Calandra
This article may be coming a little late to the party, but it still holds importance. Every year, Halloween comes and...
It’s Okay To Not Know Your Future Plans
Written by Joyelle Ronan
While spending my semester interning in DC, I’ve come to realize just how many careers exist. Just in my major alone,...
Stop. Take a Second. Be Thankful.
Written by Vanessa Mutesi
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. For some people, Thanksgiving is about the food and enjoying the spirit of togetherness. Being...
Democratic Nominee Pete Buttigieg? I Hope!
Written by Devon Mitchell
Pete Buttigieg (aka Mayor Pete) is the mayor from South Bend Indiana, who is up against big-name democrats such as Bernie...
Oh, You Think THIS Is Cold?
Written by Caisi Calandra
Hello, and welcome back to The Most Useless Clothes to Wear During the Winter. It’s that time of the year when...
