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So Much Depends Upon…The Vote

Written by Zoe Manoukian People love to complain, and in college, we have a lot of complain worthy deemed real estate­­ class work; dorm life;...

We’re All Goofy Goobers Yeah

Written by Joseph Carrick While the average American might not be able to recall who lives in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, they do remember who lives...

Yes, Queen!

Written by Shamira James The first time I was exposed to Queen was in high school. I stayed after school to take a test and...

See Cinema Solo!

Written by Lorin Brice Hall Humans are social creatures. We crave interaction and connection. It’s why we go on dates. It’s why we like to talk....

POWER TO THE OPOSSUM

Written by Lorin Brice Hall A mighty Opossum should be the mascot for Roanoke. I don’t really know why I believe this, but I do. I...

Beauty is NOT Pain

Written by Zoe Manoukian With Black Friday behind us and the gift-giving season ahead of us, we have now entered our annual period of crazed...

Leggo Her Jade Eggo

Written by Zoe Manoukian It is now that time of year when exams are fast approaching, the weather is getting chilly, and students are at...

It’s Flu Season, Everyone

Written by Zoe Manoukian A surprising amount of students have been reported as drinking hand sanitizer and holding in their sneezes in order to fend...

Prison, People and Paint

Written by Isaac Davis Does our justice system work? Are we safe from the criminals once behind bars? Within three years of release, around two...

Let’s Be Honest: An Open Opinion on the Historic Government Shutdown...

Written by Aeryn McMurtry On Dec. 22, 2018, President Donald Trump declared a government shutdown after Democrats opposed his proposal of $5 billion to build...

50 Classic Roommate Conversation Staters

Written by Zoe Manoukian Roommates! We love ‘em and we hate ‘em. If you’ve had one, then these next 50 phrases will sound very familiar...

The Question for Call Out Crusaders: How Far is Too Far?

Written by Shamira James In the past 10 years, there’s been a growing and more accessible form of political activism. Those who partake in this...

Just Try A Little Bit to Be…BETTER

Written by Lorin Brice Hall First impressions matter. That’s crazy. Can you imagine all the first impressions you’ve made? Can you imagine the people who...

What’s Your Favorite Color?

Written by Lorin Brice Hall What’s your favorite color? This is such a common question. Everyone asks everyone this question. People ask it on dates, in...

Time for a Trip: Gas is Cheap and the Road is...

Written by Joyelle Ronan If you haven’t been getting out on the roads lately, let me fill you in. Gas prices are pretty low right now,...

The Brackety-Ack Brief on the State of the Union

Written by Joey Slusher Tuesday the 5th, President Trump gave the annual State of the Union address. This State of the Union is set in...

Attention RC Men: Be Respectful of Women!

Written by Zoe Manoukian A few incidents that have occured over the last few months have led me to articulate a few frustrations and wishes...

Lobby Less For Lobbyists

Written by Lorin Brice Hall Recently Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN) has recently come under fire for perceived anti semitism. Omar, the nations first Somali-American Congresswoman,...

Bros Before Babes Because The Lads Are Chill

Written by Zoe Manoukian American football players were recently overheard talking about Valentine’s Day in a Roanoke College locker room. “You know what blows, man? There’s...

Leave the Ghosting to Casper

Written by Joyelle Ronan If you’re playing the dating game in 2019, it’s likely you have some experience with ghosting. While the term may...