Long time no see opinion section aficionados! I figured I’d wrap up the section which I edited for most of my time with the BA by using this last publication to provide a list of all of my favorite (Brackety-Ack appropriate) quotes from my entire time at Roanoke. These are SOME silly (and crazy) things that have been said to me, by me, or around me.
“I bark at unattractive women until they go away”
“No that’s Dwayne the rock Johnson, this is Gordon Lightfoot”
“Don’t call me milk”
“I’m not so much pro beer as I am anti- every other alcohol”
“What’s in the urinal Brady?”
“I helped her, and she helped herself to other people.”
“I drink alone, like a normal person”
“That little leprechaun just asked me to get him water”
“All three of them reek of ketchup”
(with intense disappointment)- “darling, he’s ginger.”
“Those socks are graves”
“The worst mistake I ever made was drop dead gorgeous”
“Is it really misogyny if I don’t believe it?”
“My mouth feels like a frog”
“They [the Roanoke College instagram] did not post me because i’m ugly”
“There’s a nazi in this Wendy’s”
“We’re not dumb, we’re just women”
“Am I a lesbian or do all men just suck?”
“My AI is telling me to tell you that you’ve got this”
“If he cried to me on the phone he must be in love with me, right?”
Mikaela Gantz
Editor-in-Chief
