RC Community Impressed By Man In Shorts
Written by Joseph Krzyston
The RC community was in awe this week of a particularly brave junior, probably a business major, who enthralled the campus...
Can I Get Directions to Pound Town?
Written by Shamira James
Oh how the times change! Last semester, I wrote a piece for the Entertainment Page talking about the myths and assumptions...
Californian in Awe of South’s Biscuits
Written by Leilani Doneux
Is a biscuit by any other name as bitchin’? The truth is, probably, but there’s something about walking into a biscuit...
Soon-to-be Grads Collectively Wondering When They Can Apply for Unemployment
Written by Joseph Krzyston
As the class of 2018 prepares to walk across the stage, one question is on the mind of a number of...
Shopping at Goodwill? You’re Making A Good Choice!
Written by Isaac Davis
I hope we have all had an encounter with the rather unassuming grey rectangle and blue lettering that is Goodwill. However,...
Embattled Humor Editor Excited for Summer
Written by Joseph Krzyston
According from sources close to him, embattled section editor Joe Krzyston is looking forward to the summer. The Brackety-Ack contacted him...
My Final Remarks: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired
Written by David Hall
I’ll cut to the chase. I’ve done a lot here at Roanoke and Emma wants me to write one final piece....
Family of Mallards Awarded Tenure
Written by Elizabeth Janes
SALEM – The family of mallards that has recently taken up residence in the stream cutting through the north side of...
Present-Day High Schoolers Actually Have Their Lives Together
Written by Joseph Krzyston
As the country’s eyes turned to the high schoolers leading national protests this week, support has been widespread for the students...
Sigma Chi Brothers Face Hypothermia During Fundraising Attempts
Written by Joseph Krzyston
In news that might not shock any consummate observers of the back quad, three cold, wet brothers of the Sigma Chi...
Trudo Vertical Forest Attempts to Combat Climate Change and Urban Housing...
Written by Isaac Davis
Elon Musk’s sleek, electric Tesla Model 3 is a huge step toward a cleaner transport industry. However, priced at $35,000, is...
Commons in Crisis: Paper Plates Cause Mass Hysteria
Written by Shamira James
Hello everyone, or those left. It’s Day Four of the post - apocalyptic world of the out-of-order Commons dishwasher. Students have...
‘Inept’ Humor Editor Labeled as a ‘Buffoon’ in Late of His...
Written by Joseph Krzyston
Thursday, Joe Krzyston, editor of the humor/opinion page, hopped on a plane to see his friend in Wisconsin: there was only...
Local Redheaded Photographer Trampled by Fame-Hungry Sorority Sisters
Written by Shamira James
There’s nothing like the thrill of a snow day. Waking up to the campus-closed email, seeing how many people posted about...
California Reviews Southern Exposure
Written by Leilani Doneux
I think it was the sideburns, or maybe an accented, homoerotic Sacha Baron Cohen telling Will Ferrell that he tasted of...
Easter Celebrations Vary Worldwide
Written by Isaac Davis
Millions wait impatiently for the long Easter weekend and the beginning of April. Groups of various faiths, ethnicities and backgrounds gather...
Cheating Student Deterred by RC Wallpaper
Written by Joseph Krzyston
A student determined to plagiarize a paper was deterred definitively through clever tactical deployment of a computer background. The potential offended,...
Humor Writer Getting Tired, Less Funny
By Joseph Krzyston
Look, it’s been a long couple of weeks, ok?
Student Mistakes RC Light for Cheap Beer
Written by Joseph Krzyston
This week, a Roanoke College senior was mildly flummoxed to find definitively that RC Light, the weekly college chapel service that...
I’m the Hottest In the Street, Know You Probably Heard of...
Written by Shamira James
RC is offering students a chance to write the influential and moving speeches that the freshmen hear during convocation. Yes, RC...
