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What Happened to Thanksgiving?

An Electrifying Performance

Album Corner: Nectar by Joji

Critiqued by Zach “I Promise I’ll Shut Up About Joji Now, Kaillee” Dalton  Come with me for a bit to the way back to the...

Improving Chipotle Through the Eyes of a Business Major

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf As my business classes start to pick up, I can’t help but notice vocabulary words that have been drilled into my...

Election Countdown: Voter Registration

Written by Devon “Your Local Political Correspondent” Mitchell Well Maroons, we are officially less than one month away from the election and it is...

Fall is Officially Here

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf  The 21st night of September marks a major milestone for this year, indicating fall 2020 has officially arrived. The school year...

A Field Guide to Football Fans

Written by Zach “Look, the Dolphins are Going to Turn it Around” Dalton Football season has made it into its third week of games...

Falwell’s Downfall

Written by Kristi Rolf Over the past four months, a steady succession of controversies has cost Liberty University’s President and evangelical right-wing leader, Jerry Falwell...

RBG: A Life of Excellence and Justice

Written by Devon “Next Supreme Court Justice” Mitchell On Friday, September 18th, America lost a true icon. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg died in...

Dungeons and Dragons Soup for the Soul

Written by Jasey “you all meet in a tavern” Roberts  The truth is, historically, I’ve always hated “high” fantasy. The fantasy I’ve enjoyed has always...

The Downfall of the Last Great American Dynasty

Written by Devon Mitchell “There goes the last great American dynasty,” - Taylor Swift, “The Last Great American Dynasty”   For nearly 100 years the Massachusetts Democrats...

It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Halloween

Written by Zach “There Are Currently 104 Days Till Christmas” Dalton  Ah, September. The air is changing, the children are back to school (some virtually...

Long Shifts with Hideous Men

Written by Jasey Roberts This past summer I got a job being paid a good margin above minimum wage to be your resident grocer/cashier/punching bag....

The Final Move-In Decision

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf After much suspense and speculation, the final plan for how the semester will continue was announced this past Friday. The...

Election Countdown: Mail-In Ballots

Written by Devon Mitchell With just over two months left until the general election Americans are getting anxious to get their hands on their ballots...

The Hot Topic is Hot Topic

Written by Zach “I’ve Listened to All the Artists Mentioned” Dalton  Picture this: the year is 2011 and you just got dropped off at your...

Maroons and Social Distancing

Written by Devon Mitchell It’s a new academic year for Roanoke College, and with it comes unprecedented circumstances to which we must adapt to. Over...

Zoom Etiquette: What You Need To Know

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf Every day is a new challenge during the Coronavirus pandemic. This is especially true for millions of young adults returning to...

A Letter to the HEXS Class of 2020

Consider this note a celebratory embrace for your accomplishments and contributions to the Roanoke College community. The HEXS faculty have appreciated the many opportunities...

HHP Seniors

Written by Professor Matthew Rearick Seniors Kyle Grohbrugge and Natalie Whitney presented their research posters at the Southeast American College of Sports Medicine Conference in...

Class of 2020 Memories

Written by Dr. Jennifer Jackl Senior Seminar in Communication Studies, Fall 2019, was full of our current graduating seniors who were diligently working all semester...

Madalyn Chapman: An RC Icon

Written by Joyelle Ronan If you told me that in her limited free time Madalyn Chapman found the answer to world peace, it wouldn’t surprise...