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This page offers articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, social and political commentaries, and even rants. If you’re down for a laugh or hear a side this is the page to go to.

Class of 2020 Memories

Written by Dr. Jennifer Jackl Senior Seminar in Communication Studies, Fall 2019, was full of our current graduating seniors who were diligently working all semester...

A Tribute to Our Section Editor, Caisi Calandra

Written by Jasey Roberts I met Caisi Calandra about a semester ago; she is a good friend of my good friends, and it would’ve been...

Best Wishes Class of 2020

Written by Kaelyn Spickler Dear Class of 2020,  The end of the semester came quicker than any of us anticipated. All of our hearts go out...

A Message to the Class of 2020 From the Faculty

Written by Devon Mitchell To Roanoke’s Class of 2020, as you cross the finish line of your college career and enter into the crazy unknown...

Election Countdown: Mail-In Ballots

Written by Devon Mitchell With just over two months left until the general election Americans are getting anxious to get their hands on their ballots...

Maroons and Social Distancing

Written by Devon Mitchell It’s a new academic year for Roanoke College, and with it comes unprecedented circumstances to which we must adapt to. Over...

The Hot Topic is Hot Topic

Written by Zach “I’ve Listened to All the Artists Mentioned” Dalton  Picture this: the year is 2011 and you just got dropped off at your...

Zoom Etiquette: What You Need To Know

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf Every day is a new challenge during the Coronavirus pandemic. This is especially true for millions of young adults returning to...

The Final Move-In Decision

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf After much suspense and speculation, the final plan for how the semester will continue was announced this past Friday. The...

The Downfall of the Last Great American Dynasty

Written by Devon Mitchell “There goes the last great American dynasty,” - Taylor Swift, “The Last Great American Dynasty”   For nearly 100 years the Massachusetts Democrats...

Long Shifts with Hideous Men

Written by Jasey Roberts This past summer I got a job being paid a good margin above minimum wage to be your resident grocer/cashier/punching bag....

It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Halloween

Written by Zach “There Are Currently 104 Days Till Christmas” Dalton  Ah, September. The air is changing, the children are back to school (some virtually...

A Field Guide to Football Fans

Written by Zach “Look, the Dolphins are Going to Turn it Around” Dalton Football season has made it into its third week of games...

Dungeons and Dragons Soup for the Soul

Written by Jasey “you all meet in a tavern” Roberts  The truth is, historically, I’ve always hated “high” fantasy. The fantasy I’ve enjoyed has always...

Fall is Officially Here

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf  The 21st night of September marks a major milestone for this year, indicating fall 2020 has officially arrived. The school year...

Falwell’s Downfall

Written by Kristi Rolf Over the past four months, a steady succession of controversies has cost Liberty University’s President and evangelical right-wing leader, Jerry Falwell...

RBG: A Life of Excellence and Justice

Written by Devon “Next Supreme Court Justice” Mitchell On Friday, September 18th, America lost a true icon. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg died in...

The Journal of a Working Boy, Or, Up from Sloth

Written by Jasey Roberts About a month ago, I wrote an article about how my job as a grocery store clerk gives people free rein...

The College Experience 100 Years Apart

Written by Kristi Rolf At the end of this summer, I bought a new book. Like many people I know, I have a bad habit...

Improving Chipotle Through the Eyes of a Business Major

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf As my business classes start to pick up, I can’t help but notice vocabulary words that have been drilled into my...