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Lessons from Quarantine to Take into Winter Break

Written by Kristi Rolf As we come to the end of an accelerated semester, college students throughout the country are facing a historically long break...

To the Class of 2021, From RC Faculty

Written by Devon Mitchell Dear Seniors, congratulations on making it to the end! It’s been a windy, twisty, rocky kind of road but, here you...

Halloween Candy Rundown

By Rebecca Dance   Halloween is quite possibly my favorite holiday, rivaled only by Christmas and my birthday. I love the idea of Halloween: it’s a...

Gen Z: What the Hell are You Saying?

Written by Zach “Is ‘Yeet’ Still Cool?” Dalton  Every generation has some sort of hip lingo that they often time use at nauseum. For our...

March Madness: Is It Really Important?

Written by Chamberlain "Zach Dalton" Zulauf Let me start by saying this: that title is bogus. This is a continuation of my series of crusades...

News at the Speed of Social Media

Written by Kristi Rolf I’m not great at following the news. Compared to some of my friends, who regularly read and listen to news outlets,...

Remembering Women in Psychology

Written by Kristi Rolf Two years ago, I took a psychology class that first ignited my passion for the topic. In this intro-level class, I...

Daylight Savings > St. Patty’s Day

Written by Chamberlain "I Got Seasonal Depression" Zulauf Where will you be at 2 a.m. on Mar. 14?  Most Maroons will probably be asleep. What...

COVID-19,20,21….

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf It has been well over a year since COVID-19 first appeared in the United States. Since then, our country has gone...

Hammock Hotspots

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf It’s warming up, and just like a bear in the springtime, Roanoke College is showing signs of life after a cold,...

The 21st Century Bob Dylan

Written by Devon Mitchell I was faced with an interesting question that I have been deeply pondering since asked. The question being, is Taylor Swift...

A Hell of a Week for Lil Nas X

Written by Zach Dalton   Rapper Lil Nas X released his newest single, “MONTERO (Call Me by Your Name)” on March 26th. The film Call Me...

Este, Danielle, Alana, and Taylor (Swift) Haim

Written by Devon "The Other Long-Lost Haim Sister" Mitchell In case you didn’t know, HAIM, the iconic sister indie rock/pop trio, released a version of...

Valentine’s Day Needs a Rebrand

Written by Kristi Rolf Just when we thought the holidays were over, February brings another celebration saturated with whimsical traditions and consumeristic fever. Valentine’s Day...

Pelosi Talks of “Sacrifice”

Written by Devon Mitchell The trial of the Minneapolis police officer who suffocated and killed an unarmed black man back in May 2020 came to...

Yik Yak is Back!

Rebecca Dance    For the reader’s convenience, I will recap my 2013 middle school experience: Yik Yak is an app that connects you with people within...

St. Patrick’s Day: It’s Not Just for Drinking Anymore

Written by Zach “I Got Irish Heritage” Dalton Well, well, well… here we are yet again, dear reader. Just you, me and a holiday fallen...

Zach “Big Fish 2k21” Dalton

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf What is there to say about Zach Dalton that hasn’t already been written about in the Brackety-Ack? It was easy to...

Biden’s First 100 Days

Written by Devon Mitchell 46th President Joe Biden has made a lot of promises to the American people, hoping to curb COVID-19 spread, return to...

It’s Time to Prepare

Written by Rebecca Dance          Spooky time is upon us again, folks. It might not feel like it recently, with these eighty degree days, but I...

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