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Monterey and Modern Monsters

Written by Joseph Carrick The weekly horrors of slowly but steadily dipping GPAs might be enough of a scare for some, but this Halloween a...

A Business Major’s Take on the 2020 Election

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf Disclaimer: this is not a biased article and I’m not going to say anything specific about either candidate! I feel obligated...

Just Try A Little Bit to Be…BETTER

Written by Lorin Brice Hall First impressions matter. That’s crazy. Can you imagine all the first impressions you’ve made? Can you imagine the people who...

Attention RC Men: Be Respectful of Women!

Written by Zoe Manoukian A few incidents that have occured over the last few months have led me to articulate a few frustrations and wishes...

Farewell to the Class of 2021

Written by Kristi Rolf As commencement quickly approaches, we at the Brackety-Ack are feeling especially grateful for the wonderful seniors on our staff who have...

It’s More Than Guinness: A Look at a Northern Ireland St....

Written by Joyelle Ronan Every March 17, I’d wake up to find that “leprechauns” had left candy in the shoes that I had put outside...

A Lot of Tears, but Not So Much Love

Written by Kaelyn Spickler Everyone in my circle of friends, and honestly many others around campus, know that I am a big Bachelor fan. For...

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: A Gift For Your Netflix Queue

Written by Joyelle Ronan One of the things I love most in the world are musicals. I don’t live in New York or D.C. so...

Spring Breakers…or Alternative Breakers?

Written by Devon Mitchell While it may be fun to spend spring break lying on the beach, there is another option for Roanoke College equally...

So Much Depends Upon…The Vote

Written by Zoe Manoukian People love to complain, and in college, we have a lot of complain worthy deemed real estate­­ class work; dorm life;...

Lobby Less For Lobbyists

Written by Lorin Brice Hall Recently Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN) has recently come under fire for perceived anti semitism. Omar, the nations first Somali-American Congresswoman,...

The Meaning of Spooky Season

By Chamberlain Zulauf    I have to say, I’m team Halloween. Good ol’ winter holidays are nice and all, but spooky season is King. Christmas movies...

Zoom Etiquette: What You Need To Know

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf Every day is a new challenge during the Coronavirus pandemic. This is especially true for millions of young adults returning to...

Three Poems

Written by Jasey Roberts Text from My Mother, 3:09pm Can you run Roomba and make sure she gets under the bed where the dust collects, and I cannot reach?...

Where are the Cracks in the Glass Ceiling For Film?

Written by Devon Mitchell In the 90-year history of the Academy Awards only five women have been nominated for best director and only one has...

Kidpinions: St. Patrick’s Day

Written by Joyelle Ronan As a kid, St. Patrick’s Day was one of my favorite holidays. I picked out my green outfit days in advance...

Spring Without a Break

Written by Kristi Rolf One year ago, the Roanoke College community was reeling from the difficult decision made to transition to online-learning as the COVID-19...

Get That Halloween Drip (but Not the Nose Kind)

Written by Jasey Roberts How is it possible for it to already be the season of pumpkin spice and everything nice? So soon? Where has...

Debate Letdown

Written by Devon Mitchell  The third round of Democratic debates took place Thursday, September 12th and if you didn’t watch it, you weren’t missing much....

Bernie or Biden?

Written by Devon Mitchell It's official! Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders are the only two candidates trying for the democratic nomination for the 2020 election....

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