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Elizabeth Campus Exposed: Site to be Condemned After Investigation By the...

Written by Joe Krzyston After a multi-year assessment of Elizabeth Campus by the Environmental Protection Agency, the storied Roanoke College satellite has been placed on...

Fortnite: America’s Next Top Leading Cause for Divorce

Written by Kaelyn Spickler Has your boo left you on delivered for multiple hours at a time? Has he been trapped in his room for...

Queens of Rap: WHERE THE BAG AT?

Written by Shamira James When I was younger, I remember my mom would play her music around the house or on the car rides home....

Beauty is NOT Pain

Written by Zoe Manoukian With Black Friday behind us and the gift-giving season ahead of us, we have now entered our annual period of crazed...

Temporarily Optimistic Student Comes Back to Reality

Written by Joe Krzyston In a short-lived burst of back-to-school optimism, a Roanoke College student allowed himself to think, for one fleeting moment, that this...

You Can’t Cancel Nature!

Written by Shamira James My favorite part of logging onto Twitter recently has been seeing videos of Brother Nature. His happy voice and warm hearted...

Democracy Dies in The Dark

Written by Lorin Brice Hall The murder of Jamal Khashoggi is a moral and ethical litmus test for the leaders of our nation,and for leaders across...

Sincerely Strange: A Comeback Attempt from the Most Hated Man in...

Written by Jasey Roberts In his new comedy special - dropped covertly on his website for digital download - Louis CK is attempting to do...

“This Again?” Thinks Quiet Plurality as Greek Life Emerges

Written by Joseph Krzyston It is that time of year again. People who couldn’t find Greece on a map slap the letters of its alphabet...

A Message from Dr. Trexler

I will remember the class of 2020 for their sharp intellect, compassion, and courage. I started teaching at RC in Fall 2017. The students...

Fall is Officially Here

Written by Chamberlain Zulauf  The 21st night of September marks a major milestone for this year, indicating fall 2020 has officially arrived. The school year...

Leggo Her Jade Eggo

Written by Zoe Manoukian It is now that time of year when exams are fast approaching, the weather is getting chilly, and students are at...

After Separate Checks, Area Man Ponders Ambiguous Date

Written by Joseph Krzyston What began as a jovial dinner ended in confusion this week for an area man, who, upon presentation of the check,...

KavaNO

Written by Zoe Manoukian More hearts dropped than can be counted when Kavanaugh was appointed supreme court justice, and more hearts than I want to...

Anti-Capitalist Tirade Written at $2000 MacBook Pro

Written by Joe Krzyston A stirring message to the proletariat was written, revised, and broadcast to a largely indifferent audience today, all from the backlit...

A Reality Check for College Students Concerning the Stimulus Package

Written by Devon Mitchell Last month, Congress passed the $2 trillion stimulus bill, which provides many Americans with payments of up to $1,200 to help...

I Miss Sean from Cups: Senior Reflection on Times and Friends...

Written by Joseph Krzyston I have only been to the new coffee shop in the library once. These days, I hardly go to the library...

The Hot Topic is Hot Topic

Written by Zach “I’ve Listened to All the Artists Mentioned” Dalton  Picture this: the year is 2011 and you just got dropped off at your...

Yes, Queen!

Written by Shamira James The first time I was exposed to Queen was in high school. I stayed after school to take a test and...

Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down: Autumnal Norms Draw Ire

Written by Zoe Manoukian Saturday, September 22 marked the Autumnal Equinox. I hate to sound contrarian on the cherished matter, but more than that, I hate...

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