Elizabeth Campus Exposed: Site to be Condemned After Investigation By the...
Written by Joe Krzyston
After a multi-year assessment of Elizabeth Campus by the Environmental Protection Agency, the storied Roanoke College satellite has been placed on...
Fortnite: America’s Next Top Leading Cause for Divorce
Written by Kaelyn Spickler
Has your boo left you on delivered for multiple hours at a time? Has he been trapped in his room for...
Queens of Rap: WHERE THE BAG AT?
Written by Shamira James
When I was younger, I remember my mom would play her music around the house or on the car rides home....
Beauty is NOT Pain
Written by Zoe Manoukian
With Black Friday behind us and the gift-giving season ahead of us, we have now entered our annual period of crazed...
Temporarily Optimistic Student Comes Back to Reality
Written by Joe Krzyston
In a short-lived burst of back-to-school optimism, a Roanoke College student allowed himself to think, for one fleeting moment, that this...
You Can’t Cancel Nature!
Written by Shamira James
My favorite part of logging onto Twitter recently has been seeing videos of Brother Nature. His happy voice and warm hearted...
Democracy Dies in The Dark
Written by Lorin Brice Hall
The murder of Jamal Khashoggi is a moral and ethical litmus test for the leaders of our nation,and for leaders across...
Sincerely Strange: A Comeback Attempt from the Most Hated Man in...
Written by Jasey Roberts
In his new comedy special - dropped covertly on his website for digital download - Louis CK is attempting to do...
“This Again?” Thinks Quiet Plurality as Greek Life Emerges
Written by Joseph Krzyston
It is that time of year again. People who couldn’t find Greece on a map slap the letters of its alphabet...
A Message from Dr. Trexler
I will remember the class of 2020 for their sharp intellect, compassion, and courage. I started teaching at RC in Fall 2017. The students...
Fall is Officially Here
Written by Chamberlain Zulauf
The 21st night of September marks a major milestone for this year, indicating fall 2020 has officially arrived. The school year...
Leggo Her Jade Eggo
Written by Zoe Manoukian
It is now that time of year when exams are fast approaching, the weather is getting chilly, and students are at...
After Separate Checks, Area Man Ponders Ambiguous Date
Written by Joseph Krzyston
What began as a jovial dinner ended in confusion this week for an area man, who, upon presentation of the check,...
Anti-Capitalist Tirade Written at $2000 MacBook Pro
Written by Joe Krzyston
A stirring message to the proletariat was written, revised, and broadcast to a largely indifferent audience today, all from the backlit...
A Reality Check for College Students Concerning the Stimulus Package
Written by Devon Mitchell
Last month, Congress passed the $2 trillion stimulus bill, which provides many Americans with payments of up to $1,200 to help...
I Miss Sean from Cups: Senior Reflection on Times and Friends...
Written by Joseph Krzyston
I have only been to the new coffee shop in the library once. These days, I hardly go to the library...
The Hot Topic is Hot Topic
Written by Zach “I’ve Listened to All the Artists Mentioned” Dalton
Picture this: the year is 2011 and you just got dropped off at your...
Yes, Queen!
Written by Shamira James
The first time I was exposed to Queen was in high school. I stayed after school to take a test and...
Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down: Autumnal Norms Draw Ire
Written by Zoe Manoukian
Saturday, September 22 marked the Autumnal Equinox. I hate to sound contrarian on the cherished matter, but more than that, I hate...