Opinion
This page offers articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, social and political commentaries, and even rants. If you're down for a laugh or hear a side this is the page to go to.
Good Mythical Morning!
By Chamberlain Zulauf
I’ve been waking up to that phrase since I was 11 years old. If you aren’t also a Mythical Beast, you probably...
Farewell to the Class of 2021
Written by Kristi Rolf
As commencement quickly approaches, we at the Brackety-Ack are feeling especially grateful for the wonderful seniors on our staff who have...
To the Class of 2021, From RC Faculty
Written by Devon Mitchell
Dear Seniors, congratulations on making it to the end! It’s been a windy, twisty, rocky kind of road but, here you...
Zach “Big Fish 2k21” Dalton
Written by Chamberlain Zulauf
What is there to say about Zach Dalton that hasn’t already been written about in the Brackety-Ack? It was easy to...
Con Te Partiò
Written by Zach “Wow I Can’t Believe I Did This Bit for a Whole Year” Dalton
The title is Italian for “With You, I Shall...
Kamala’s First 100 Days
Written by Devon Mitchell
Kamala Harris is making history as the first female, Black American, South Asian Vice President. Not only can she hold claim...
COVID-19,20,21….
Written by Chamberlain Zulauf
It has been well over a year since COVID-19 first appeared in the United States. Since then, our country has gone...
Gen Z: What the Hell are You Saying?
Written by Zach “Is ‘Yeet’ Still Cool?” Dalton
Every generation has some sort of hip lingo that they often time use at nauseum. For our...
My Job is Super Cool and I Love It
Written by Jasey “Bring Out the Guillotines” Roberts
For those that don’t know, when I’m not disappointing my parents, I am usually working in a...
The Need for Support
Written by Kristi Rolf
Earlier this semester, I wrote about the state of the campus community as we approached the midway point in another semester...
The Harder They Paul the Harder They Fall
Written by Chamberlain "Zach is Wrong" Zulauf
Tom Brady, Kevin Durant, Neymar… Jake Paul. No one wants to hear it, but these four legends have...
Vaccinated & Opinionated
Written by Kristi Rolf
Today, one of the most popular topics on the internet is the vaccines for COVID-19 that are currently being distributed in...
Jake Paul: The Little Boxer that Could
Written by Zach “Chamberlain is Wrong” Dalton
On Saturday, April 17 a circus of a boxing match happened between the notorious Jake Paul and not...
Pelosi Talks of “Sacrifice”
Written by Devon Mitchell
The trial of the Minneapolis police officer who suffocated and killed an unarmed black man back in May 2020 came to...
Vaccination Disappointments
Written by Devon Mitchell
In case you didn’t hear, Virginia has moved into phase 1c of their vaccination program. This means employees of higher education...
Three Poems
Written by Jasey Roberts
Text from My Mother, 3:09pm
Can you run Roomba
and make sure she gets under the bed
where the dust collects, and I cannot
reach?...
Hammock Hotspots
Written by Chamberlain Zulauf
It’s warming up, and just like a bear in the springtime, Roanoke College is showing signs of life after a cold,...
News at the Speed of Social Media
Written by Kristi Rolf
I’m not great at following the news. Compared to some of my friends, who regularly read and listen to news outlets,...
A Hell of a Week for Lil Nas X
Written by Zach Dalton
Rapper Lil Nas X released his newest single, “MONTERO (Call Me by Your Name)” on March 26th. The film Call Me...
The 21st Century Bob Dylan
Written by Devon Mitchell
I was faced with an interesting question that I have been deeply pondering since asked. The question being, is Taylor Swift...
