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Written by Zachary Dalton

“I see,” said the blind man

As he picked up his hammer

And saw.


The Mid-Western short man looked up

At the giant West Coaster

Then said, “Utah.”


Two fish sit in a tank,

One turns to the other and says,

“You know how to drive this thing?”


When a telephone wants to propose

To a cell phone

It gives it a ring.


When a musical quartet meets

At dinner to talk you call that

A round table discussion.


The European man runs

Through the town to get to work;

He’s Russian.


I threw dairy out

From the window;

I wanted to see a butterfly.


I’d tell you more puns

With clocks and watches,

But I don’t think I have the time.