Written by Zachary Dalton
“I see,” said the blind man
As he picked up his hammer
And saw.
The Mid-Western short man looked up
At the giant West Coaster
Then said, “Utah.”
Two fish sit in a tank,
One turns to the other and says,
“You know how to drive this thing?”
When a telephone wants to propose
To a cell phone
It gives it a ring.
When a musical quartet meets
At dinner to talk you call that
A round table discussion.
The European man runs
Through the town to get to work;
He’s Russian.
I threw dairy out
From the window;
I wanted to see a butterfly.
I’d tell you more puns
With clocks and watches,
But I don’t think I have the time.
