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A Playlist for Weekend Shenanigans

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Written by Emma Grosskopf

Have you ever wanted to be in a musical? For most of us, going out on the weekends is an EXPERIENCE. It’s hard to put it into words, so we created a playlist to better describe the events of an average weekend here at RC for those who know how to have a good time in a safe and responsible way!

“No Air” Jordin Sparks, Chris Brown – When you’re in a basement breathing in nothing but everyone’s body odor, hot breath and Juul smoke.

“Creep” TLC – When a guy tries to dance with you even though you’ve rejected him twice (and it’s about to be a third).

“I Have Nothing” Whitney Houston – When you get home from a night out and sadly open your empty fridge, and no one will get you Sheetz or Cookout.

“Chunky” Bruno Mars – How you feel after eating two omelets, a plate of bacon, a bowl of Wing Dings, four mini waffles and a bowl of cereal at brunch.

“Whatcha Say” Jason DeRulo – When the guy you’ve been crushing on finally asks what your name is but you can’t hear him over whatever song is blaring through the speakers.

“The Climb” Miley Cyrus – When you decide to walk to your destination and didn’t know it was going to be 25 minutes of uphill.

“Should I Stay or Should I Go” The Clash – When you’ve been out for an hour and the music sucks but you’re waiting for THAT boy to show up.

“Take Me to Church” Hozier – ‘Cause some of y’all need Jesus.

“Clumsy” Fergie – When it’s been raining all day and the stairs into the basement look like a damn obstacle from American Ninja Warrior.

“Rude Boy” Rihanna – The same boys that ask for your notes in class are the same ones that will spill their drink on you. And not apologize. I know your momma raised you better than that.

“I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” Aerosmith – When you’re an RA and the biggest rager of the year is tonight…but you’re on duty!

“Man in the Mirror” Michael Jackson – When you get in the bathroom only to look in the mirror and see that you are coming for Flashback Mary’s career…HEY SHISHTERS!

“Paparazzi” Lady Gaga – When you try to photobomb as many people’s pictures as possible because you’re determined to get clout one way or another.