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Megan Moroney Is on “Cloud 9” with Her New Album Release

April 14, 20260

Country music star, Megan Moroney, reached a career milestone with her third album “Cloud 9,” released on Feb. 27, 2026….

  • Entertainment

Requiem for a Game: Resident Evil’s Latest Installment

April 14, 20260

An undeniably legendary game franchise is most certainly Resident Evil, and since the first game’s release in 1996, the video…

  • Entertainment

Team Capulet or Team Montague?

April 14, 20260

“Parting is such sweet sorrow” Juliet says during the famous balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare. Now…

  • Entertainment

Farewell: The Music of Commencement

April 14, 20260

This article is my last contribution to the paper, since I will be graduating this year, and keeping in line…

  • Opinion

Campus Campaigning – Student Protesting and First Amendment Rights

March 27, 20260

Last Friday, March 13, several Roanoke College students rallied together to respond to a pro-life protest conducted just off campus…

  • Opinion

Maggie’s Death Reveals Our Own Faults

March 27, 20260

Last Summer I had the great privilege of being an intern at the Southwest Virginia Wildlife Center. One thing that…

  • Opinion

The Double Standards of America’s Fight for Freedom

March 27, 20260

Since its declaration of freedom in 1776, America has prided itself on the support of freedom for people both within…

  • Opinion

Spring Has Sprung!

March 27, 20260

As of last Friday, it is officially Springtime! Even though pollen allergies can be a huge bummer, I believe that,…

  • Sports

Roanoke Baseball Boasts 3.1 Record Over Last 4, Completes Senior Day Sweep

March 27, 20260

Roanoke College Baseball has gotten off to an incredible 13 win 3 loss start this season, and they have even…

  • Sports

Denison University: DIII Women’s Basketball Champions

March 27, 20260

Salem is known as the “Championship City” in many Division III athletics events. As such, Salem hosted one of many…

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Opinions

1 Is Leaving the Right Answer?

Is Leaving the Right Answer?

  • Opinion
2 Humans Can Not Play God

Humans Can Not Play God

  • Opinion
3 The Future Relies on Us; No Kings Day and the Power of Protesting

The Future Relies on Us; No Kings Day and the Power of Protesting

  • Opinion
  • Sunday Special
4 Seafood Surprise!

Seafood Surprise!

  • Opinion
5

No Kings Day: Loud, Proud, and Peaceful

  • Opinion
6 Campus Campaigning – Student Protesting and First Amendment Rights

Campus Campaigning – Student Protesting and First Amendment Rights

  • Opinion
7 Maggie’s Death Reveals Our Own Faults

Maggie’s Death Reveals Our Own Faults

  • Opinion
8 The Double Standards of America’s Fight for Freedom

The Double Standards of America’s Fight for Freedom

  • Opinion
9 Spring Has Sprung!

Spring Has Sprung!

  • Opinion
10 Holding Companies Accountable for Climate Change

Holding Companies Accountable for Climate Change

  • Opinion
11

History Demolished by Roanoke College

  • Opinion
12 Graduation Grumbles

Graduation Grumbles

  • Opinion
13 Celebration As Resistance

Celebration As Resistance

  • Opinion
14 Mariame Kaba’s Perspective on Hope

Mariame Kaba’s Perspective on Hope

  • Opinion
15 How To Contact Your Representatives

How To Contact Your Representatives

  • Opinion
16 Snow Day Storytime

Snow Day Storytime

  • Opinion
17 Festive Flavors

Festive Flavors

  • Opinion
18 Terrific Traditions

Terrific Traditions

  • Opinion
19 Opening Conversations: Body Positivity

Opening Conversations: Body Positivity

  • Opinion
20

What’s In a Name

  • Opinion
21 I Am Not a “Whiny Woman”

I Am Not a “Whiny Woman”

  • Opinion
22 Democrats Stand Down

Democrats Stand Down

  • Opinion
23 Warm Drink Rankings

Warm Drink Rankings

  • Opinion
24 Too Early for Christmas?

Too Early for Christmas?

  • Opinion
25 The Power of Local Elections

The Power of Local Elections

  • Opinion
26 Candy Craze

Candy Craze

  • Opinion
27 An Ode to Halloween

An Ode to Halloween

  • Opinion
28 The Student Protestor

The Student Protestor

  • Opinion
29 Liberal Arts Shuts Down The Arts

Liberal Arts Shuts Down The Arts

  • Opinion
30 Semester Survival Guide

Semester Survival Guide

  • Opinion
31 No Car, No Problem

No Car, No Problem

  • Opinion
32 A Living Decision

A Living Decision

  • Opinion
33 Will The Change in Commencement Locations Welcome All?

Will The Change in Commencement Locations Welcome All?

  • Opinion
34 On Authenticity in Education

On Authenticity in Education

  • Opinion
35 May Term Magic

May Term Magic

  • Opinion
36 The Importance of Networking

The Importance of Networking

  • Opinion
37 Quotebook!

Quotebook!

  • Opinion
38 Highways to Hell

Highways to Hell

  • Opinion
39 Reeling in Recreation: Sport Fishing and River Transformation in the Roanoke Valley

Reeling in Recreation: Sport Fishing and River Transformation in the Roanoke Valley

  • Opinion
40 Campus Connections

Campus Connections

  • Opinion
41 Leave Fintel Alone

Leave Fintel Alone

  • Opinion
42 Mysteries of Music

Mysteries of Music

  • Opinion
43 Tattoos and Careers: Redefining Professionalism in the Modern Era

Tattoos and Careers: Redefining Professionalism in the Modern Era

  • Opinion
44 Classes appear and disappear

Classes appear and disappear

  • Opinion
45 Prince Caspian Can Sing!

Prince Caspian Can Sing!

  • Opinion
46 The Hidden Crisis: Food Insecurity Among College Students

The Hidden Crisis: Food Insecurity Among College Students

  • Opinion
47 DC?

DC?

  • Opinion
48 Football?

Football?

  • Opinion
49 Practicing a More Sustainable Valentine’s Day

Practicing a More Sustainable Valentine’s Day

  • Opinion
50 Darwin Days!

Darwin Days!

  • Opinion
51 Diverse Dining at Roanoke College 

Diverse Dining at Roanoke College 

  • Opinion
52 Fighting the Flu

Fighting the Flu

  • Opinion
53 Did one tour do this?

Did one tour do this?

  • Opinion
54 Snowy Escapades

Snowy Escapades

  • Opinion
55 Mastering Time Management: A Key to Success in the New Year

Mastering Time Management: A Key to Success in the New Year

  • Opinion
56 Roanoke College Away

Roanoke College Away

  • Opinion
57 An Open Love Letter to Roanoke College

An Open Love Letter to Roanoke College

  • Opinion
58 Traffic Nightmares

Traffic Nightmares

  • Opinion
59 Why Study Abroad?

Why Study Abroad?

  • Opinion
60 What Happened to Thanksgiving?

What Happened to Thanksgiving?

  • Opinion
61 An Electrifying Performance

An Electrifying Performance

  • Opinion
62 The Need for Sustainability at Roanoke College

The Need for Sustainability at Roanoke College

  • Opinion
63 Are Sleigh Bells Ringing?

Are Sleigh Bells Ringing?

  • Opinion
64 Building Bridges, Not Walls: How Students can be a Catalyst for Unity and Change

Building Bridges, Not Walls: How Students can be a Catalyst for Unity and Change

  • Opinion
65 Theologies on Tap

Theologies on Tap

  • Opinion
66 Spooky Sweets

Spooky Sweets

  • Opinion
67 Halloween in the Halls

Halloween in the Halls

  • Opinion
68 Emotional Support Animals at Roanoke College: More Than Just Pets

Emotional Support Animals at Roanoke College: More Than Just Pets

  • Opinion
69 An EPIC Musical

An EPIC Musical

  • Opinion
70 Improving Campus Accessibility

Improving Campus Accessibility

  • Opinion
71 The Importance of Informed Consent in Healthcare: Lessons from Henrietta Lacks

The Importance of Informed Consent in Healthcare: Lessons from Henrietta Lacks

  • Opinion
72 Spreading Peace and Love On Planet Earth

Spreading Peace and Love On Planet Earth

  • Opinion
73 The Importance of Language Learning

The Importance of Language Learning

  • Opinion
74 Exploring the Magical World of Reading

Exploring the Magical World of Reading

  • Opinion
75 Do Celebrities Have an Obligation to be Political?

Do Celebrities Have an Obligation to be Political?

  • Opinion
76

The American Summer

  • Opinion
77

What’s the Deal with Campus Food?!

  • Opinion
78

The Power of Naptime

  • Opinion
79 My “Journey”

My “Journey”

  • Opinion
80 Honesty Truly is a Lonely Word

Honesty Truly is a Lonely Word

  • Opinion
81 Brackets!

Brackets!

  • Opinion
82 Graduation Jitters and Fears

Graduation Jitters and Fears

  • Opinion
83 Cutting the “Too Sweet” Talk

Cutting the “Too Sweet” Talk

  • Opinion
84 “Repo!”: The Worst (Best) Movie You’ve Never Heard Of

“Repo!”: The Worst (Best) Movie You’ve Never Heard Of

  • Opinion
85 Tweet, Tweet!

Tweet, Tweet!

  • Opinion
86 The Unwavering Faith for the USA’s Women’s Soccer

The Unwavering Faith for the USA’s Women’s Soccer

  • Opinion
87 Peer Predicaments

Peer Predicaments

  • Opinion
88

The End of Comedy TV

  • Opinion
89 A Sign to take that Impromptu Weekend Trip

A Sign to take that Impromptu Weekend Trip

  • Opinion
90 Highs and Lows of Working on Campus

Highs and Lows of Working on Campus

  • Opinion
91 Hate in a Dress

Hate in a Dress

  • Opinion
92 Winter Blues

Winter Blues

  • Opinion
93 Son of a Nutcracker, Elf is NOT that Good

Son of a Nutcracker, Elf is NOT that Good

  • Opinion
94 Tacky Lights

Tacky Lights

  • Opinion
95 Flowers Still in bloom

Flowers Still in bloom

  • Opinion
96 Finals SZN

Finals SZN

  • Opinion
97 The Mystical West Virginian Mothman

The Mystical West Virginian Mothman

  • Opinion
98 Salem is Weird.

Salem is Weird.

  • Opinion
99 Beyond the Footprints

Beyond the Footprints

  • Opinion
100 America’s Own Lochness

America’s Own Lochness

  • Opinion
101 Tea or Coffee?

Tea or Coffee?

  • Opinion
102 It’s Floor Time

It’s Floor Time

  • Opinion
103 Energy Levels Depleted

Energy Levels Depleted

  • Opinion
104 The Dark Side of Food TV

The Dark Side of Food TV

  • Opinion
105 My idol: Jimmy Carter

My idol: Jimmy Carter

  • Opinion
106 Spring Has Sprung!

Spring Has Sprung!

  • Opinion
107 Thoughts from Seventh Grade

Thoughts from Seventh Grade

  • Opinion
108 The Ultimate Energy Drink Ranking

The Ultimate Energy Drink Ranking

  • Opinion
109 My Last President’s Ball

My Last President’s Ball

  • Opinion
110 Kiss Me, I’m Irish

Kiss Me, I’m Irish

  • Opinion
111 Shows that Netflix Shouldn’t Have Canceled

Shows that Netflix Shouldn’t Have Canceled

  • Opinion
112 Thoughts from Seventh Grade

Thoughts from Seventh Grade

  • Opinion
113 The Art of Shopping Secondhand

The Art of Shopping Secondhand

  • Opinion
114 The Perfect Swipe

The Perfect Swipe

  • Opinion
115 Thoughts from Seventh Grade

Thoughts from Seventh Grade

  • Opinion
116 Gun Violence: A Future Educator’s Perspective

Gun Violence: A Future Educator’s Perspective

  • Opinion
117 Communal Kitchens and Why I Hate Them

Communal Kitchens and Why I Hate Them

  • Opinion
118 Starting the Last Semester

Starting the Last Semester

  • Opinion
119 My Least Favorite Week of the Semester

My Least Favorite Week of the Semester

  • Opinion
120 The Ultimate Dorm Ranking

The Ultimate Dorm Ranking

  • Opinion
121 The Senioritis is Real

The Senioritis is Real

  • Opinion
122 Having a December Birthday

Having a December Birthday

  • Opinion
123 Is it Christmas Season Yet?

Is it Christmas Season Yet?

  • Opinion
124 The Void Between Thanksgiving and December 17th

The Void Between Thanksgiving and December 17th

  • Opinion
125 My Nose is Stuffy All the Time

My Nose is Stuffy All the Time

  • Opinion
126 Class Registration is Stressful

Class Registration is Stressful

  • Opinion
127 Elon and Twitter: BUAD Notes

Elon and Twitter: BUAD Notes

  • Opinion
128 Thanksgiving – A Picky Eater’s Nightmare

Thanksgiving – A Picky Eater’s Nightmare

  • Opinion
129 Halloween Decor

Halloween Decor

  • Opinion
130 The Best Holiday

The Best Holiday

  • Opinion
131 Pumpkin Spice Lattes Own My Soul

Pumpkin Spice Lattes Own My Soul

  • Opinion
132 Halloweekend Costume Scaries

Halloweekend Costume Scaries

  • Opinion
133 Muzak vs. Silence: Is There a Place for Silence in Public Spaces?

Muzak vs. Silence: Is There a Place for Silence in Public Spaces?

  • Opinion
134 Columbus Day vs Indigenous Peoples Day

Columbus Day vs Indigenous Peoples Day

  • Opinion
135 Working Through Midterms

Working Through Midterms

  • Opinion
136 The Battle Against General’s Chicken

The Battle Against General’s Chicken

  • Opinion
137 Rooney’s Hours Review

Rooney’s Hours Review

  • Opinion
138 Family Weekend: By Someone Who Does Not Have Family Coming

Family Weekend: By Someone Who Does Not Have Family Coming

  • Opinion
139 The Return of Cavern

The Return of Cavern

  • Opinion
140 Are Queen Memes in Bad Taste?

Are Queen Memes in Bad Taste?

  • Opinion
141 My Cat Away From Home

My Cat Away From Home

  • Opinion
142 Lets Get Back Into It

Lets Get Back Into It

  • Opinion
143 The Queen is Dead

The Queen is Dead

  • Opinion
144 What’s Super about Being a Super Senior?

What’s Super about Being a Super Senior?

  • Opinion
145 Planning Summer After Finals

Planning Summer After Finals

  • Opinion
146 Edgard’s Senior Farewell

Edgard’s Senior Farewell

  • Opinion
147 The Trials and Times of a Semester in DC

The Trials and Times of a Semester in DC

  • Opinion
148 The End is So Close Yet So Far

The End is So Close Yet So Far

  • Opinion
149 I’m Sad to See People Leave

I’m Sad to See People Leave

  • Opinion
150 I Think I’m Allergic to Pollen

I Think I’m Allergic to Pollen

  • Opinion
151 t’s Supposed to be Fun: The Reality of Turning 21

t’s Supposed to be Fun: The Reality of Turning 21

  • Opinion
152 War is Peace

War is Peace

  • Opinion
153 Cavern, I Miss You

Cavern, I Miss You

  • Opinion
154 Returning to Normalcy Maskless

Returning to Normalcy Maskless

  • Opinion
155 What’s so Great About Guinness?

What’s so Great About Guinness?

  • Opinion
156 “Toads”

“Toads”

  • Opinion
157 Endemic Now?

Endemic Now?

  • Opinion
158 How I Feel About TikTok

How I Feel About TikTok

  • Opinion
159 The BEST Gym Music

The BEST Gym Music

  • Opinion
160 The Pros of Staycations

The Pros of Staycations

  • Opinion
161 Opinion 2 Why Salem Should Be More Like Downtown Roanoke

Opinion 2 Why Salem Should Be More Like Downtown Roanoke

  • Opinion
162 New Identity for Washington Football

New Identity for Washington Football

  • Opinion
163 The Language of Flowers

The Language of Flowers

  • Opinion
164 Feeling In-Between This Valentine’s Day

Feeling In-Between This Valentine’s Day

  • Opinion
165 The Loveliest Valentine’s Day Playlist Spotify DIDN’T Make

The Loveliest Valentine’s Day Playlist Spotify DIDN’T Make

  • Opinion
166 Pro-Life Marchers Swarm DC

Pro-Life Marchers Swarm DC

  • Opinion
167 Starting the Semester with Online Classes

Starting the Semester with Online Classes

  • Opinion
168 Winter is Coming

Winter is Coming

  • Opinion
169 Top 5 Best Christmas Songs (Inarguably)

Top 5 Best Christmas Songs (Inarguably)

  • Opinion
170 The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Spotify Wrapped

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Spotify Wrapped

  • Opinion
171 The Least Wonderful Time of the Year

The Least Wonderful Time of the Year

  • Opinion
172 Thanksgiving Marathons

Thanksgiving Marathons

  • Opinion
173 Dolly Pardon Me, I Don’t Like Country

Dolly Pardon Me, I Don’t Like Country

  • Opinion
174 A World without Daylight Savings Time

A World without Daylight Savings Time

  • Opinion
175 Turkey for National Bird

Turkey for National Bird

  • Opinion
176 A Scary Future for Republicans

A Scary Future for Republicans

  • Opinion
177 The Meaning of Spooky Season

The Meaning of Spooky Season

  • Opinion
178 Halloween Candy Rundown

Halloween Candy Rundown

  • Opinion
179 The Spookiest Indie Playlist Spotify DIDN’T Make

The Spookiest Indie Playlist Spotify DIDN’T Make

  • Opinion
180

It’s Time to Prepare

  • Opinion
181

Stephen Moore Left Me Wanting Less

  • Opinion
182

Novo Amor: a New Artist to Love

  • Opinion
183

3 Steps for Stress Management

  • Opinion
184

Teaching English in an Unhealthy Global World

  • Opinion
185

Yik Yak is Back!

  • Opinion
186

Festivals: Not for the Faint of Heart

  • Opinion
187

Gender Norms Broken by Nail Painting Trend

  • Opinion
188

Abortion Don’t Have to Go, For the Bible Tells Me So

  • Opinion
189

Campus Culture Shock

  • Opinion
190

Living on the Dance Floor Ten Years Later

  • Opinion
191

Good Mythical Morning!

  • Opinion
192 Farewell to the Class of 2021

Farewell to the Class of 2021

  • Opinion
193 To the Class of 2021, From RC Faculty

To the Class of 2021, From RC Faculty

  • Opinion
194 Zach “Big Fish 2k21” Dalton

Zach “Big Fish 2k21” Dalton

  • Opinion
195 Con Te Partiò

Con Te Partiò

  • Opinion
196 Kamala’s First 100 Days

Kamala’s First 100 Days

  • Opinion
197 COVID-19,20,21….

COVID-19,20,21….

  • Opinion
198 Gen Z: What the Hell are You Saying?

Gen Z: What the Hell are You Saying?

  • Opinion
199 My Job is Super Cool and I Love It

My Job is Super Cool and I Love It

  • Opinion
200 The Need for Support

The Need for Support

  • Opinion
201 The Harder They Paul the Harder They Fall

The Harder They Paul the Harder They Fall

  • Opinion
202 Vaccinated & Opinionated

Vaccinated & Opinionated

  • Opinion
203 Jake Paul: The Little Boxer that Could

Jake Paul: The Little Boxer that Could

  • Opinion
204 Pelosi Talks of “Sacrifice”

Pelosi Talks of “Sacrifice”

  • Opinion
205 Vaccination Disappointments

Vaccination Disappointments

  • Opinion
206 Three Poems

Three Poems

  • Opinion
207 Hammock Hotspots

Hammock Hotspots

  • Opinion
208 News at the Speed of Social Media

News at the Speed of Social Media

  • Opinion
209 A Hell of a Week for Lil Nas X

A Hell of a Week for Lil Nas X

  • Opinion
210 The 21st Century Bob Dylan

The 21st Century Bob Dylan

  • Opinion
211 March Madness: Is It Really Important?

March Madness: Is It Really Important?

  • Opinion
212 Meditation Might Just Be Vital

Meditation Might Just Be Vital

  • Opinion
213 Remembering Women in Psychology

Remembering Women in Psychology

  • Opinion
214 Repost Media Informs Millions

Repost Media Informs Millions

  • Opinion
215 Spring Without a Break

Spring Without a Break

  • Opinion
216 Daylight Savings > St. Patty’s Day

Daylight Savings > St. Patty’s Day

  • Opinion
217 Royal Watch: Harry and Meghan Tell All

Royal Watch: Harry and Meghan Tell All

  • Opinion
218 St. Patrick’s Day: It’s Not Just for Drinking Anymore

St. Patrick’s Day: It’s Not Just for Drinking Anymore

  • Opinion
219 Spoiler-Free TV Recommendation: “Twin Peaks”

Spoiler-Free TV Recommendation: “Twin Peaks”

  • Opinion
220 Let’s Get Ce-REAL

Let’s Get Ce-REAL

  • Opinion
221 Album Corner: “Rest Without Regrets…”

Album Corner: “Rest Without Regrets…”

  • Opinion
222 A Fresh Perspective on a Classic Romance

A Fresh Perspective on a Classic Romance

  • Opinion
223 Este, Danielle, Alana, and Taylor (Swift) Haim

Este, Danielle, Alana, and Taylor (Swift) Haim

  • Opinion
224 Valentine’s Day Needs a Rebrand

Valentine’s Day Needs a Rebrand

  • Opinion
225 The Chiefs Learn Why They Shouldn’t Bet Against Tom Brady

The Chiefs Learn Why They Shouldn’t Bet Against Tom Brady

  • Opinion
226 Biden’s First 100 Days

Biden’s First 100 Days

  • Opinion
227 Another Modest Holiday Proposal

Another Modest Holiday Proposal

  • Opinion
228 A Little Spring in Your Semester

A Little Spring in Your Semester

  • Opinion
229 Lyrical Deep Dive: Picture of My Dress

Lyrical Deep Dive: Picture of My Dress

  • Opinion
230 Relaxing with Horoscopes

Relaxing with Horoscopes

  • Opinion
231 Lessons from Quarantine to Take into Winter Break

Lessons from Quarantine to Take into Winter Break

  • Opinion
232 A Business Major’s Take on the 2020 Election

A Business Major’s Take on the 2020 Election

  • Opinion
233 Another Modest Proposal for the Holiday Season

Another Modest Proposal for the Holiday Season

  • Opinion
234 The End All and Be All of Voters

The End All and Be All of Voters

  • Opinion
235 The Waaaaaiting is the Hardest Part

The Waaaaaiting is the Hardest Part

  • Opinion
236 Reclaiming the Joy of Reading

Reclaiming the Joy of Reading

  • Opinion
237 The Haunting Reality of Political Theater

The Haunting Reality of Political Theater

  • Opinion
238 Get That Halloween Drip (but Not the Nose Kind)

Get That Halloween Drip (but Not the Nose Kind)

  • Opinion
239 The Girls of Autumn

The Girls of Autumn

  • Opinion
240 What’s the Deal with Trick or Treating?

What’s the Deal with Trick or Treating?

  • Opinion
241 The Best Part of October

The Best Part of October

  • Opinion
242 The College Experience 100 Years Apart

The College Experience 100 Years Apart

  • Opinion
243 The Journal of a Working Boy, Or, Up from Sloth

The Journal of a Working Boy, Or, Up from Sloth

  • Opinion
244 Album Corner: Nectar by Joji

Album Corner: Nectar by Joji

  • Opinion
245 Improving Chipotle Through the Eyes of a Business Major

Improving Chipotle Through the Eyes of a Business Major

  • Opinion
246 Election Countdown: Voter Registration

Election Countdown: Voter Registration

  • Opinion
247 Fall is Officially Here

Fall is Officially Here

  • Opinion
248 A Field Guide to Football Fans

A Field Guide to Football Fans

  • Opinion
249 Falwell’s Downfall

Falwell’s Downfall

  • Opinion
250 RBG: A Life of Excellence and Justice

RBG: A Life of Excellence and Justice

  • Opinion
251 Dungeons and Dragons Soup for the Soul

Dungeons and Dragons Soup for the Soul

  • Opinion
252 The Downfall of the Last Great American Dynasty

The Downfall of the Last Great American Dynasty

  • Opinion
253 It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Halloween

It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Halloween

  • Opinion
254 Long Shifts with Hideous Men

Long Shifts with Hideous Men

  • Opinion
255 The Final Move-In Decision

The Final Move-In Decision

  • Opinion
256 Election Countdown: Mail-In Ballots

Election Countdown: Mail-In Ballots

  • Opinion
257 The Hot Topic is Hot Topic

The Hot Topic is Hot Topic

  • Opinion
258 Maroons and Social Distancing

Maroons and Social Distancing

  • Opinion
259 Zoom Etiquette: What You Need To Know

Zoom Etiquette: What You Need To Know

  • Opinion
260 A Letter to the HEXS Class of 2020

A Letter to the HEXS Class of 2020

  • Opinion
261 HHP Seniors

HHP Seniors

  • Opinion
262 Class of 2020 Memories

Class of 2020 Memories

  • Opinion
263 Madalyn Chapman: An RC Icon

Madalyn Chapman: An RC Icon

  • Opinion
264 A Tribute to Our Section Editor, Caisi Calandra

A Tribute to Our Section Editor, Caisi Calandra

  • Opinion
265 Dear Public Health Studies Majors and Minors

Dear Public Health Studies Majors and Minors

  • Opinion
266 To the Class of 2020 from Professor Gibbs

To the Class of 2020 from Professor Gibbs

  • Opinion
267 A Message from Dr. Trexler

A Message from Dr. Trexler

  • Opinion
268 A Message to the Class of 2020 From the Faculty

A Message to the Class of 2020 From the Faculty

  • Opinion
269 To Gaston Ocampo from Dr. Rubongoya

To Gaston Ocampo from Dr. Rubongoya

  • Opinion
270 Seniors in The Research Lab

Seniors in The Research Lab

  • Opinion
271 Best Wishes Class of 2020

Best Wishes Class of 2020

  • Opinion
272 Until We Meet Again

Until We Meet Again

  • Opinion
273 A Reality Check for College Students Concerning the Stimulus Package

A Reality Check for College Students Concerning the Stimulus Package

  • Opinion
274 Sincerely Strange: A Comeback Attempt from the Most Hated Man in Comedy

Sincerely Strange: A Comeback Attempt from the Most Hated Man in Comedy

  • Opinion
275 It’s Time We All Start Watching “American Idol” Again

It’s Time We All Start Watching “American Idol” Again

  • Opinion
276 Find Your Silver Lining

Find Your Silver Lining

  • Opinion
277 Putting the Pro in Procrastination

Putting the Pro in Procrastination

  • Opinion
278 My Corona or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Virus

My Corona or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Virus

  • Opinion
279 Bernie or Biden?

Bernie or Biden?

  • Opinion
280 Ladies, Time for Introspection

Ladies, Time for Introspection

  • Opinion
281 Spring Breakers…or Alternative Breakers?

Spring Breakers…or Alternative Breakers?

  • Opinion
282 Kidpinions: St. Patrick’s Day

Kidpinions: St. Patrick’s Day

  • Opinion
283 A Teetotalist’s Guide to Saint Paddy’s Day

A Teetotalist’s Guide to Saint Paddy’s Day

  • Opinion
284 Is Being Too Hot a Crime?

Is Being Too Hot a Crime?

  • Opinion
285 Disastrous Decisions from the Democrats

Disastrous Decisions from the Democrats

  • Opinion
286 Puns

Puns

  • Opinion
287 Mercury Retrograde + Midterms

Mercury Retrograde + Midterms

  • Opinion
288 A Cynical View on Parents and Politics

A Cynical View on Parents and Politics

  • Opinion
289 A Lot of Tears, but Not So Much Love

A Lot of Tears, but Not So Much Love

  • Opinion
290 Where are the Cracks in the Glass Ceiling For Film?

Where are the Cracks in the Glass Ceiling For Film?

  • Opinion
291 JB Said, “Love Yourself”

JB Said, “Love Yourself”

  • Opinion
292 Love Advice from the Single

Love Advice from the Single

  • Opinion
293 Institutionalized Racism in the Grammys

Institutionalized Racism in the Grammys

  • Opinion
294 INQ Classes: Are They Really Worth It?

INQ Classes: Are They Really Worth It?

  • Opinion
295 A Modest Proposal for the New Decade

A Modest Proposal for the New Decade

  • Opinion
296 Another Award Season, Another Diversity Conversation

Another Award Season, Another Diversity Conversation

  • Opinion
297 On The Campaign Trail

On The Campaign Trail

  • Opinion
298 No New Friends

No New Friends

  • Opinion
299 TI$ THE $EA$ON

TI$ THE $EA$ON

  • Opinion
300 Christmas in the Classroom

Christmas in the Classroom

  • Opinion
301 New Year, New Me…Again?

New Year, New Me…Again?

  • Opinion
302 Christmas and Chill: Ranking Netflix Christmas Films

Christmas and Chill: Ranking Netflix Christmas Films

  • Opinion
303 Democratic Nominee Pete Buttigieg? I Hope!

Democratic Nominee Pete Buttigieg? I Hope!

  • Opinion
304 Oh, You Think THIS Is Cold?

Oh, You Think THIS Is Cold?

  • Opinion
305 The BEST Thanksgiving Meal

The BEST Thanksgiving Meal

  • Opinion
306 Stop. Take a Second. Be Thankful.

Stop. Take a Second. Be Thankful.

  • Opinion
307 It’s Okay To Not Know Your Future Plans

It’s Okay To Not Know Your Future Plans

  • Opinion
308 Kanye West Finally Releases “Jesus is King”

Kanye West Finally Releases “Jesus is King”

  • Opinion
309 Halloweek?

Halloweek?

  • Opinion
310 Bad Energy, Stay FAR Away

Bad Energy, Stay FAR Away

  • Opinion
311 Ho Ho Ho, Christmas Music, When to Play it- You Should Know

Ho Ho Ho, Christmas Music, When to Play it- You Should Know

  • Opinion
312 Those Juicy Halloween Statistics, in Case You Were Wondering

Those Juicy Halloween Statistics, in Case You Were Wondering

  • Opinion
313 Junior Annoyed by Disregard for College Trick-or-Treating

Junior Annoyed by Disregard for College Trick-or-Treating

  • Opinion
314 The Democrats’ Spooky Future

The Democrats’ Spooky Future

  • Opinion
315 So Ghosting and Cut-Off Culture Are Cool?

So Ghosting and Cut-Off Culture Are Cool?

  • Opinion
316 A Freshman’s Thoughts on Going Home

A Freshman’s Thoughts on Going Home

  • Opinion
317 It’s Libra Season!

It’s Libra Season!

  • Opinion
318 The Case for a Presidential Age Limit

The Case for a Presidential Age Limit

  • Opinion
319 The Story of “Pepsi” the Stray Cat and the Junior it Followed

The Story of “Pepsi” the Stray Cat and the Junior it Followed

  • Opinion
320 Living on Fast Forward

Living on Fast Forward

  • Opinion
321 Felicity Huffman Sentencing and the Un-justice System

Felicity Huffman Sentencing and the Un-justice System

  • Opinion
322 American Psycho—High Literary Art and Potential Great American Novel

American Psycho—High Literary Art and Potential Great American Novel

  • Opinion
323 Junior Misses Class to Continue Binge-Watching

Junior Misses Class to Continue Binge-Watching

  • Opinion
324 High School Musical: Who Says We Have to Let it Go?

High School Musical: Who Says We Have to Let it Go?

  • Opinion
325 Debate Letdown

Debate Letdown

  • Opinion
326 Why We Need More Disabled and Queer Characters in Literature

Why We Need More Disabled and Queer Characters in Literature

  • Opinion
327 Freshman Class Deals with Disappointment

Freshman Class Deals with Disappointment

  • Opinion
328 Switch Up Your Semester

Switch Up Your Semester

  • Opinion
329 A Seat vs. A “Seat” at the Table

A Seat vs. A “Seat” at the Table

  • Opinion
330 Best Books to Binge this Summer

Best Books to Binge this Summer

  • Opinion
331 No One: … Shamira: I Just Think it’s Funny How…

No One: … Shamira: I Just Think it’s Funny How…

  • Opinion
332 Watch Foreign Films on Kanopy

Watch Foreign Films on Kanopy

  • Opinion
333 This Sapien Survived

This Sapien Survived

  • Opinion
334 The Mueller Report Report

The Mueller Report Report

  • Opinion
335 2020 Election: YANG GANG

2020 Election: YANG GANG

  • Opinion
336 MEN: If You Knew Better, You’d Do Better

MEN: If You Knew Better, You’d Do Better

  • Opinion
337 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: A Gift For Your Netflix Queue

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: A Gift For Your Netflix Queue

  • Opinion
338 Give Theology on Tap a Try

Give Theology on Tap a Try

  • Opinion
339 Brexit: Exploring the UK’s Options

Brexit: Exploring the UK’s Options

  • Opinion
340 Elephant on the Lawn

Elephant on the Lawn

  • Opinion
341 It’s More Than Guinness: A Look at a Northern Ireland St. Patrick’s Day

It’s More Than Guinness: A Look at a Northern Ireland St. Patrick’s Day

  • Opinion
342 Green New Deal 101

Green New Deal 101

  • Opinion
343 Queens of Rap: WHERE THE BAG AT?

Queens of Rap: WHERE THE BAG AT?

  • Opinion
344 Leave the Ghosting to Casper

Leave the Ghosting to Casper

  • Opinion
345 Bros Before Babes Because The Lads Are Chill

Bros Before Babes Because The Lads Are Chill

  • Opinion
346 Lobby Less For Lobbyists

Lobby Less For Lobbyists

  • Opinion
347 Time for a Trip: Gas is Cheap and the Road is Long!

Time for a Trip: Gas is Cheap and the Road is Long!

  • Opinion
348 What’s Your Favorite Color?

What’s Your Favorite Color?

  • Opinion
349 Attention RC Men: Be Respectful of Women!

Attention RC Men: Be Respectful of Women!

  • Opinion
350 The Brackety-Ack Brief on the State of the Union

The Brackety-Ack Brief on the State of the Union

  • Opinion
351 Just Try A Little Bit to Be…BETTER

Just Try A Little Bit to Be…BETTER

  • Opinion
352 The Question for Call Out Crusaders: How Far is Too Far?

The Question for Call Out Crusaders: How Far is Too Far?

  • Opinion
353 50 Classic Roommate Conversation Staters

50 Classic Roommate Conversation Staters

  • Opinion
354 Let’s Be Honest: An Open Opinion on the Historic Government Shutdown of 2018-19

Let’s Be Honest: An Open Opinion on the Historic Government Shutdown of 2018-19

  • Opinion
355 Prison, People and Paint

Prison, People and Paint

  • Opinion
356 It’s Flu Season, Everyone

It’s Flu Season, Everyone

  • Opinion
357 Leggo Her Jade Eggo

Leggo Her Jade Eggo

  • Opinion
358 Beauty is NOT Pain

Beauty is NOT Pain

  • Opinion
359 POWER TO THE OPOSSUM

POWER TO THE OPOSSUM

  • Opinion
360 See Cinema Solo!

See Cinema Solo!

  • Opinion
361 We’re All Goofy Goobers Yeah

We’re All Goofy Goobers Yeah

  • Opinion
362 Yes, Queen!

Yes, Queen!

  • Opinion
363 Nature is Facing a Cancellation Crisis

Nature is Facing a Cancellation Crisis

  • Opinion
364 You Can’t Cancel Nature!

You Can’t Cancel Nature!

  • Opinion
365 KavaNO

KavaNO

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366 Democracy Dies in The Dark

Democracy Dies in The Dark

  • Opinion
367 Monterey and Modern Monsters

Monterey and Modern Monsters

  • Opinion
368 So Much Depends Upon…The Vote

So Much Depends Upon…The Vote

  • Opinion
369 Fortnite: America’s Next Top Leading Cause for Divorce

Fortnite: America’s Next Top Leading Cause for Divorce

  • Opinion
370 “This Again?” Thinks Quiet Plurality as Greek Life Emerges

“This Again?” Thinks Quiet Plurality as Greek Life Emerges

  • Opinion
371 After Separate Checks, Area Man Ponders Ambiguous Date

After Separate Checks, Area Man Ponders Ambiguous Date

  • Opinion
372 Love Among the Ruins

Love Among the Ruins

  • Opinion
373 Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down: Autumnal Norms Draw Ire

Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down: Autumnal Norms Draw Ire

  • Opinion
374 Frat Brother Loves Litter Critter!

Frat Brother Loves Litter Critter!

  • Opinion
375 Reluctant Vegetarian Can’t Handle the Overwhelming Ads

Reluctant Vegetarian Can’t Handle the Overwhelming Ads

  • Opinion
376 Bewildered Upperclassmen Fail to Solve Yearly Conundrum

Bewildered Upperclassmen Fail to Solve Yearly Conundrum

  • Opinion
377 I Miss Sean from Cups: Senior Reflection on Times and Friends Passed

I Miss Sean from Cups: Senior Reflection on Times and Friends Passed

  • Opinion
378 Roanoke College Students Struggle to Navigate Persnickety Fall Weather

Roanoke College Students Struggle to Navigate Persnickety Fall Weather

  • Opinion
379 RC Student Shocks Peers with Statements about ‘Society’ and ‘The Media’

RC Student Shocks Peers with Statements about ‘Society’ and ‘The Media’

  • Opinion
380 Anti-Capitalist Tirade Written at $2000 MacBook Pro

Anti-Capitalist Tirade Written at $2000 MacBook Pro

  • Opinion
381 Temporarily Optimistic Student Comes Back to Reality

Temporarily Optimistic Student Comes Back to Reality

  • Opinion
382 All Gender Bathrooms Debut On Campus

All Gender Bathrooms Debut On Campus

  • Opinion
383 Elizabeth Campus Exposed: Site to be Condemned After Investigation By the EPA

Elizabeth Campus Exposed: Site to be Condemned After Investigation By the EPA

  • Opinion
384 RC Community Impressed By Man In Shorts

RC Community Impressed By Man In Shorts

  • Opinion
385 Can I Get Directions to Pound Town?

Can I Get Directions to Pound Town?

  • Opinion
386 Californian in Awe of South’s Biscuits

Californian in Awe of South’s Biscuits

  • Opinion
387 Soon-to-be Grads Collectively Wondering When They Can Apply for Unemployment

Soon-to-be Grads Collectively Wondering When They Can Apply for Unemployment

  • Opinion
388 Shopping at Goodwill? You’re Making A Good Choice!

Shopping at Goodwill? You’re Making A Good Choice!

  • Opinion
389 Embattled Humor Editor Excited for Summer

Embattled Humor Editor Excited for Summer

  • Opinion
390 My Final Remarks: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

My Final Remarks: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

  • Opinion
391 Family of Mallards Awarded Tenure

Family of Mallards Awarded Tenure

  • Opinion
392 Present-Day High Schoolers Actually Have Their Lives Together

Present-Day High Schoolers Actually Have Their Lives Together

  • Opinion
393 Sigma Chi Brothers Face Hypothermia During Fundraising Attempts

Sigma Chi Brothers Face Hypothermia During Fundraising Attempts

  • Opinion
394 Trudo Vertical Forest Attempts to Combat Climate Change and Urban Housing Issues

Trudo Vertical Forest Attempts to Combat Climate Change and Urban Housing Issues

  • Opinion
395 Commons in Crisis: Paper Plates Cause Mass Hysteria

Commons in Crisis: Paper Plates Cause Mass Hysteria

  • Opinion
396 ‘Inept’ Humor Editor Labeled as a ‘Buffoon’ in Late of His Most Recent Hijinks

‘Inept’ Humor Editor Labeled as a ‘Buffoon’ in Late of His Most Recent Hijinks

  • Opinion
397 Local Redheaded Photographer Trampled by Fame-Hungry Sorority Sisters

Local Redheaded Photographer Trampled by Fame-Hungry Sorority Sisters

  • Opinion
398 California Reviews Southern Exposure

California Reviews Southern Exposure

  • Opinion
399 Easter Celebrations Vary Worldwide

Easter Celebrations Vary Worldwide

  • Opinion
400 Cheating Student Deterred by RC Wallpaper

Cheating Student Deterred by RC Wallpaper

  • Opinion
401 Humor Writer Getting Tired, Less Funny

Humor Writer Getting Tired, Less Funny

  • Opinion
402 Student Mistakes RC Light for Cheap Beer

Student Mistakes RC Light for Cheap Beer

  • Opinion
403 I’m the Hottest In the Street, Know You Probably Heard of Me

I’m the Hottest In the Street, Know You Probably Heard of Me

  • Opinion
404 Salem to Reenact Witch Trial with RC Students

Salem to Reenact Witch Trial with RC Students

  • Opinion
405 Students Shirk Duties Due to Sun

Students Shirk Duties Due to Sun

  • Opinion
406 Students’ Spirits Soar in Warmth

Students’ Spirits Soar in Warmth

  • Opinion
407 Why is Spring Break So Wild?

Why is Spring Break So Wild?

  • Opinion
408 A Fair Trade Of Furniture?

A Fair Trade Of Furniture?

  • Opinion
409 Miller Hall Smokers Persevere Through Wind and Rain

Miller Hall Smokers Persevere Through Wind and Rain

  • Opinion
410 Students Fondly Remember Nudity in Commons

Students Fondly Remember Nudity in Commons

  • Opinion
411 Seeing Illness As An Attribute

Seeing Illness As An Attribute

  • Opinion
412 My Favorite Fashion Blogger is Tanking My Country

My Favorite Fashion Blogger is Tanking My Country

  • Opinion
413 Enthusiastic Pledge Defaces Fintel

Enthusiastic Pledge Defaces Fintel

  • Opinion
414 Black History Month: Third Time’s The Charm

Black History Month: Third Time’s The Charm

  • Opinion
415 Alone in the Laundry: Why We’re Eating Soap

Alone in the Laundry: Why We’re Eating Soap

  • Opinion
416 California Dreaming in a Southern State of Mind

California Dreaming in a Southern State of Mind

  • Opinion
417 Stakes Not High Enough in Intro Fiction Story

Stakes Not High Enough in Intro Fiction Story

  • Opinion
418 New Year Evolutions

New Year Evolutions

  • Opinion
419

Editor Fired for Gross Incompetance

  • Opinion
420

Let’s Say Something

  • Opinion
421

Avoid Hallmate Hookups

  • Opinion
422

Horan Concert Worth the Rainy Wait

  • Opinion
423

RC Rock Actually Just Golf Ball Covered in Paint

  • Opinion
424

Sorority Absolved of Responsibility via Cornhole

  • Opinion
425

The Big Reveal

  • Opinion
426

I’m Proud to Welcome Sisters into The Only Great Fraternity I Know

  • Opinion
427

Editorial: Shrubbery as an Act of Rebellion

  • Opinion
428

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