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Sports

This page consists of coverage of everyone’s favorite sports team – the Maroons! Check here for athlete spotlights and updates on how our teams are doing over the course of the season.

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Roanoke Rolls to a Good Start in Golf

September 25, 2026September 25, 20260

Written by Ruben Krishna, Staff Reporter Roanoke College golf has had an excellent start to their season as both the…

  • Sports

Roanoke Cross Country Starts Season Strong

September 25, 2026September 25, 20260

Written by Ruben Krishna, Staff Reporter Roanoke College Cross Country has had a very strong start to the season, boasting…

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‘Noke Football’s 28-14 Home Win

September 25, 2026September 25, 20260

Written by Lauren Price, Staff Reporter This year’s football team has had high hopes for the season, and they have…

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Roanoke Track Cruises at Colonial Relays

April 14, 20260

Roanoke College Track and Field has had an excellent start to their season, having a relay based meet last weekend…

  • Sports

Men’s Volleyball Regular Season Recap

April 14, 20260

Men’s volleyball has been on a winning streak recently as their regular season comes to an end. The team’s overall…

  • Sports

Softball Keeps on Swinging

April 14, 20260

Two weekends ago, the Roanoke College softball team hosted two of the best teams in the nation to play double…

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Roanoke Baseball Boasts 3.1 Record Over Last 4, Completes Senior Day Sweep

March 27, 20260

Roanoke College Baseball has gotten off to an incredible 13 win 3 loss start this season, and they have even…

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Denison University: DIII Women’s Basketball Champions

March 27, 20260

Salem is known as the “Championship City” in many Division III athletics events. As such, Salem hosted one of many…

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‘Noke Men’s Volleyball Sweeps Averett University 3-0

March 12, 2026September 16, 20260

Men’s Volleyball portrayed a fierce display this past Tuesday in the Cregger Center, demolishing Averett University in all three sets….

  • Sports

Men’s Basketball Comes to Unfortunate Close

March 12, 20260

Since our last article, the Maroons Men’s Basketball team has played in both the ODAC tournament and the DIII “March…

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Opinions

1 Trapped in a Digital World: The Loss of Physical Media Creates Concerns

Trapped in a Digital World: The Loss of Physical Media Creates Concerns

  • Opinion
2 The One Good Thing About AI Data Centers: Social Organization

The One Good Thing About AI Data Centers: Social Organization

  • Opinion
3 Create More Than You Consume; Hope

Create More Than You Consume; Hope

  • Opinion
4 Is Leaving the Right Answer?

Is Leaving the Right Answer?

  • Opinion
5 Humans Can Not Play God

Humans Can Not Play God

  • Opinion
6 The Future Relies on Us; No Kings Day and the Power of Protesting

The Future Relies on Us; No Kings Day and the Power of Protesting

  • Opinion
  • Sunday Special
7 Seafood Surprise!

Seafood Surprise!

  • Opinion
8

No Kings Day: Loud, Proud, and Peaceful

  • Opinion
9 Campus Campaigning – Student Protesting and First Amendment Rights

Campus Campaigning – Student Protesting and First Amendment Rights

  • Opinion
10 Maggie’s Death Reveals Our Own Faults

Maggie’s Death Reveals Our Own Faults

  • Opinion
11 The Double Standards of America’s Fight for Freedom

The Double Standards of America’s Fight for Freedom

  • Opinion
12 Spring Has Sprung!

Spring Has Sprung!

  • Opinion
13 Holding Companies Accountable for Climate Change

Holding Companies Accountable for Climate Change

  • Opinion
14

History Demolished by Roanoke College

  • Opinion
15 Graduation Grumbles

Graduation Grumbles

  • Opinion
16 Celebration As Resistance

Celebration As Resistance

  • Opinion
17 Mariame Kaba’s Perspective on Hope

Mariame Kaba’s Perspective on Hope

  • Opinion
18 How To Contact Your Representatives

How To Contact Your Representatives

  • Opinion
19 Snow Day Storytime

Snow Day Storytime

  • Opinion
20 Festive Flavors

Festive Flavors

  • Opinion
21 Terrific Traditions

Terrific Traditions

  • Opinion
22 Opening Conversations: Body Positivity

Opening Conversations: Body Positivity

  • Opinion
23

What’s In a Name

  • Opinion
24 I Am Not a “Whiny Woman”

I Am Not a “Whiny Woman”

  • Opinion
25 Democrats Stand Down

Democrats Stand Down

  • Opinion
26 Warm Drink Rankings

Warm Drink Rankings

  • Opinion
27 Too Early for Christmas?

Too Early for Christmas?

  • Opinion
28 The Power of Local Elections

The Power of Local Elections

  • Opinion
29 Candy Craze

Candy Craze

  • Opinion
30 An Ode to Halloween

An Ode to Halloween

  • Opinion
31 The Student Protestor

The Student Protestor

  • Opinion
32 Liberal Arts Shuts Down The Arts

Liberal Arts Shuts Down The Arts

  • Opinion
33 Semester Survival Guide

Semester Survival Guide

  • Opinion
34 No Car, No Problem

No Car, No Problem

  • Opinion
35 A Living Decision

A Living Decision

  • Opinion
36 Will The Change in Commencement Locations Welcome All?

Will The Change in Commencement Locations Welcome All?

  • Opinion
37 On Authenticity in Education

On Authenticity in Education

  • Opinion
38 May Term Magic

May Term Magic

  • Opinion
39 The Importance of Networking

The Importance of Networking

  • Opinion
40 Quotebook!

Quotebook!

  • Opinion
41 Highways to Hell

Highways to Hell

  • Opinion
42 Reeling in Recreation: Sport Fishing and River Transformation in the Roanoke Valley

Reeling in Recreation: Sport Fishing and River Transformation in the Roanoke Valley

  • Opinion
43 Campus Connections

Campus Connections

  • Opinion
44 Leave Fintel Alone

Leave Fintel Alone

  • Opinion
45 Mysteries of Music

Mysteries of Music

  • Opinion
46 Tattoos and Careers: Redefining Professionalism in the Modern Era

Tattoos and Careers: Redefining Professionalism in the Modern Era

  • Opinion
47 Classes appear and disappear

Classes appear and disappear

  • Opinion
48 Prince Caspian Can Sing!

Prince Caspian Can Sing!

  • Opinion
49 The Hidden Crisis: Food Insecurity Among College Students

The Hidden Crisis: Food Insecurity Among College Students

  • Opinion
50 DC?

DC?

  • Opinion
51 Football?

Football?

  • Opinion
52 Practicing a More Sustainable Valentine’s Day

Practicing a More Sustainable Valentine’s Day

  • Opinion
53 Darwin Days!

Darwin Days!

  • Opinion
54 Diverse Dining at Roanoke College 

Diverse Dining at Roanoke College 

  • Opinion
55 Fighting the Flu

Fighting the Flu

  • Opinion
56 Did one tour do this?

Did one tour do this?

  • Opinion
57 Snowy Escapades

Snowy Escapades

  • Opinion
58 Mastering Time Management: A Key to Success in the New Year

Mastering Time Management: A Key to Success in the New Year

  • Opinion
59 Roanoke College Away

Roanoke College Away

  • Opinion
60 An Open Love Letter to Roanoke College

An Open Love Letter to Roanoke College

  • Opinion
61 Traffic Nightmares

Traffic Nightmares

  • Opinion
62 Why Study Abroad?

Why Study Abroad?

  • Opinion
63 What Happened to Thanksgiving?

What Happened to Thanksgiving?

  • Opinion
64 An Electrifying Performance

An Electrifying Performance

  • Opinion
65 The Need for Sustainability at Roanoke College

The Need for Sustainability at Roanoke College

  • Opinion
66 Are Sleigh Bells Ringing?

Are Sleigh Bells Ringing?

  • Opinion
67 Building Bridges, Not Walls: How Students can be a Catalyst for Unity and Change

Building Bridges, Not Walls: How Students can be a Catalyst for Unity and Change

  • Opinion
68 Theologies on Tap

Theologies on Tap

  • Opinion
69 Spooky Sweets

Spooky Sweets

  • Opinion
70 Halloween in the Halls

Halloween in the Halls

  • Opinion
71 Emotional Support Animals at Roanoke College: More Than Just Pets

Emotional Support Animals at Roanoke College: More Than Just Pets

  • Opinion
72 An EPIC Musical

An EPIC Musical

  • Opinion
73 Improving Campus Accessibility

Improving Campus Accessibility

  • Opinion
74 The Importance of Informed Consent in Healthcare: Lessons from Henrietta Lacks

The Importance of Informed Consent in Healthcare: Lessons from Henrietta Lacks

  • Opinion
75 Spreading Peace and Love On Planet Earth

Spreading Peace and Love On Planet Earth

  • Opinion
76 The Importance of Language Learning

The Importance of Language Learning

  • Opinion
77 Exploring the Magical World of Reading

Exploring the Magical World of Reading

  • Opinion
78 Do Celebrities Have an Obligation to be Political?

Do Celebrities Have an Obligation to be Political?

  • Opinion
79

The American Summer

  • Opinion
80

What’s the Deal with Campus Food?!

  • Opinion
81

The Power of Naptime

  • Opinion
82 My “Journey”

My “Journey”

  • Opinion
83 Honesty Truly is a Lonely Word

Honesty Truly is a Lonely Word

  • Opinion
84 Brackets!

Brackets!

  • Opinion
85 Graduation Jitters and Fears

Graduation Jitters and Fears

  • Opinion
86 Cutting the “Too Sweet” Talk

Cutting the “Too Sweet” Talk

  • Opinion
87 “Repo!”: The Worst (Best) Movie You’ve Never Heard Of

“Repo!”: The Worst (Best) Movie You’ve Never Heard Of

  • Opinion
88 Tweet, Tweet!

Tweet, Tweet!

  • Opinion
89 The Unwavering Faith for the USA’s Women’s Soccer

The Unwavering Faith for the USA’s Women’s Soccer

  • Opinion
90 Peer Predicaments

Peer Predicaments

  • Opinion
91

The End of Comedy TV

  • Opinion
92 A Sign to take that Impromptu Weekend Trip

A Sign to take that Impromptu Weekend Trip

  • Opinion
93 Highs and Lows of Working on Campus

Highs and Lows of Working on Campus

  • Opinion
94 Hate in a Dress

Hate in a Dress

  • Opinion
95 Winter Blues

Winter Blues

  • Opinion
96 Son of a Nutcracker, Elf is NOT that Good

Son of a Nutcracker, Elf is NOT that Good

  • Opinion
97 Tacky Lights

Tacky Lights

  • Opinion
98 Flowers Still in bloom

Flowers Still in bloom

  • Opinion
99 Finals SZN

Finals SZN

  • Opinion
100 The Mystical West Virginian Mothman

The Mystical West Virginian Mothman

  • Opinion
101 Salem is Weird.

Salem is Weird.

  • Opinion
102 Beyond the Footprints

Beyond the Footprints

  • Opinion
103 America’s Own Lochness

America’s Own Lochness

  • Opinion
104 Tea or Coffee?

Tea or Coffee?

  • Opinion
105 It’s Floor Time

It’s Floor Time

  • Opinion
106 Energy Levels Depleted

Energy Levels Depleted

  • Opinion
107 The Dark Side of Food TV

The Dark Side of Food TV

  • Opinion
108 My idol: Jimmy Carter

My idol: Jimmy Carter

  • Opinion
109 Spring Has Sprung!

Spring Has Sprung!

  • Opinion
110 Thoughts from Seventh Grade

Thoughts from Seventh Grade

  • Opinion
111 The Ultimate Energy Drink Ranking

The Ultimate Energy Drink Ranking

  • Opinion
112 My Last President’s Ball

My Last President’s Ball

  • Opinion
113 Kiss Me, I’m Irish

Kiss Me, I’m Irish

  • Opinion
114 Shows that Netflix Shouldn’t Have Canceled

Shows that Netflix Shouldn’t Have Canceled

  • Opinion
115 Thoughts from Seventh Grade

Thoughts from Seventh Grade

  • Opinion
116 The Art of Shopping Secondhand

The Art of Shopping Secondhand

  • Opinion
117 The Perfect Swipe

The Perfect Swipe

  • Opinion
118 Thoughts from Seventh Grade

Thoughts from Seventh Grade

  • Opinion
119 Gun Violence: A Future Educator’s Perspective

Gun Violence: A Future Educator’s Perspective

  • Opinion
120 Communal Kitchens and Why I Hate Them

Communal Kitchens and Why I Hate Them

  • Opinion
121 Starting the Last Semester

Starting the Last Semester

  • Opinion
122 My Least Favorite Week of the Semester

My Least Favorite Week of the Semester

  • Opinion
123 The Ultimate Dorm Ranking

The Ultimate Dorm Ranking

  • Opinion
124 The Senioritis is Real

The Senioritis is Real

  • Opinion
125 Having a December Birthday

Having a December Birthday

  • Opinion
126 Is it Christmas Season Yet?

Is it Christmas Season Yet?

  • Opinion
127 The Void Between Thanksgiving and December 17th

The Void Between Thanksgiving and December 17th

  • Opinion
128 My Nose is Stuffy All the Time

My Nose is Stuffy All the Time

  • Opinion
129 Class Registration is Stressful

Class Registration is Stressful

  • Opinion
130 Elon and Twitter: BUAD Notes

Elon and Twitter: BUAD Notes

  • Opinion
131 Thanksgiving – A Picky Eater’s Nightmare

Thanksgiving – A Picky Eater’s Nightmare

  • Opinion
132 Halloween Decor

Halloween Decor

  • Opinion
133 The Best Holiday

The Best Holiday

  • Opinion
134 Pumpkin Spice Lattes Own My Soul

Pumpkin Spice Lattes Own My Soul

  • Opinion
135 Halloweekend Costume Scaries

Halloweekend Costume Scaries

  • Opinion
136 Muzak vs. Silence: Is There a Place for Silence in Public Spaces?

Muzak vs. Silence: Is There a Place for Silence in Public Spaces?

  • Opinion
137 Columbus Day vs Indigenous Peoples Day

Columbus Day vs Indigenous Peoples Day

  • Opinion
138 Working Through Midterms

Working Through Midterms

  • Opinion
139 The Battle Against General’s Chicken

The Battle Against General’s Chicken

  • Opinion
140 Rooney’s Hours Review

Rooney’s Hours Review

  • Opinion
141 Family Weekend: By Someone Who Does Not Have Family Coming

Family Weekend: By Someone Who Does Not Have Family Coming

  • Opinion
142 The Return of Cavern

The Return of Cavern

  • Opinion
143 Are Queen Memes in Bad Taste?

Are Queen Memes in Bad Taste?

  • Opinion
144 My Cat Away From Home

My Cat Away From Home

  • Opinion
145 Lets Get Back Into It

Lets Get Back Into It

  • Opinion
146 The Queen is Dead

The Queen is Dead

  • Opinion
147 What’s Super about Being a Super Senior?

What’s Super about Being a Super Senior?

  • Opinion
148 Planning Summer After Finals

Planning Summer After Finals

  • Opinion
149 Edgard’s Senior Farewell

Edgard’s Senior Farewell

  • Opinion
150 The Trials and Times of a Semester in DC

The Trials and Times of a Semester in DC

  • Opinion
151 The End is So Close Yet So Far

The End is So Close Yet So Far

  • Opinion
152 I’m Sad to See People Leave

I’m Sad to See People Leave

  • Opinion
153 I Think I’m Allergic to Pollen

I Think I’m Allergic to Pollen

  • Opinion
154 t’s Supposed to be Fun: The Reality of Turning 21

t’s Supposed to be Fun: The Reality of Turning 21

  • Opinion
155 War is Peace

War is Peace

  • Opinion
156 Cavern, I Miss You

Cavern, I Miss You

  • Opinion
157 Returning to Normalcy Maskless

Returning to Normalcy Maskless

  • Opinion
158 What’s so Great About Guinness?

What’s so Great About Guinness?

  • Opinion
159 “Toads”

“Toads”

  • Opinion
160 Endemic Now?

Endemic Now?

  • Opinion
161 How I Feel About TikTok

How I Feel About TikTok

  • Opinion
162 The BEST Gym Music

The BEST Gym Music

  • Opinion
163 The Pros of Staycations

The Pros of Staycations

  • Opinion
164 Opinion 2 Why Salem Should Be More Like Downtown Roanoke

Opinion 2 Why Salem Should Be More Like Downtown Roanoke

  • Opinion
165 New Identity for Washington Football

New Identity for Washington Football

  • Opinion
166 The Language of Flowers

The Language of Flowers

  • Opinion
167 Feeling In-Between This Valentine’s Day

Feeling In-Between This Valentine’s Day

  • Opinion
168 The Loveliest Valentine’s Day Playlist Spotify DIDN’T Make

The Loveliest Valentine’s Day Playlist Spotify DIDN’T Make

  • Opinion
169 Pro-Life Marchers Swarm DC

Pro-Life Marchers Swarm DC

  • Opinion
170 Starting the Semester with Online Classes

Starting the Semester with Online Classes

  • Opinion
171 Winter is Coming

Winter is Coming

  • Opinion
172 Top 5 Best Christmas Songs (Inarguably)

Top 5 Best Christmas Songs (Inarguably)

  • Opinion
173 The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Spotify Wrapped

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Spotify Wrapped

  • Opinion
174 The Least Wonderful Time of the Year

The Least Wonderful Time of the Year

  • Opinion
175 Thanksgiving Marathons

Thanksgiving Marathons

  • Opinion
176 Dolly Pardon Me, I Don’t Like Country

Dolly Pardon Me, I Don’t Like Country

  • Opinion
177 A World without Daylight Savings Time

A World without Daylight Savings Time

  • Opinion
178 Turkey for National Bird

Turkey for National Bird

  • Opinion
179 A Scary Future for Republicans

A Scary Future for Republicans

  • Opinion
180 The Meaning of Spooky Season

The Meaning of Spooky Season

  • Opinion
181 Halloween Candy Rundown

Halloween Candy Rundown

  • Opinion
182 The Spookiest Indie Playlist Spotify DIDN’T Make

The Spookiest Indie Playlist Spotify DIDN’T Make

  • Opinion
183

It’s Time to Prepare

  • Opinion
184

Stephen Moore Left Me Wanting Less

  • Opinion
185

Novo Amor: a New Artist to Love

  • Opinion
186

3 Steps for Stress Management

  • Opinion
187

Teaching English in an Unhealthy Global World

  • Opinion
188

Yik Yak is Back!

  • Opinion
189

Festivals: Not for the Faint of Heart

  • Opinion
190

Gender Norms Broken by Nail Painting Trend

  • Opinion
191

Abortion Don’t Have to Go, For the Bible Tells Me So

  • Opinion
192

Campus Culture Shock

  • Opinion
193

Living on the Dance Floor Ten Years Later

  • Opinion
194

Good Mythical Morning!

  • Opinion
195 Farewell to the Class of 2021

Farewell to the Class of 2021

  • Opinion
196 To the Class of 2021, From RC Faculty

To the Class of 2021, From RC Faculty

  • Opinion
197 Zach “Big Fish 2k21” Dalton

Zach “Big Fish 2k21” Dalton

  • Opinion
198 Con Te Partiò

Con Te Partiò

  • Opinion
199 Kamala’s First 100 Days

Kamala’s First 100 Days

  • Opinion
200 COVID-19,20,21….

COVID-19,20,21….

  • Opinion
201 Gen Z: What the Hell are You Saying?

Gen Z: What the Hell are You Saying?

  • Opinion
202 My Job is Super Cool and I Love It

My Job is Super Cool and I Love It

  • Opinion
203 The Need for Support

The Need for Support

  • Opinion
204 The Harder They Paul the Harder They Fall

The Harder They Paul the Harder They Fall

  • Opinion
205 Vaccinated & Opinionated

Vaccinated & Opinionated

  • Opinion
206 Jake Paul: The Little Boxer that Could

Jake Paul: The Little Boxer that Could

  • Opinion
207 Pelosi Talks of “Sacrifice”

Pelosi Talks of “Sacrifice”

  • Opinion
208 Vaccination Disappointments

Vaccination Disappointments

  • Opinion
209 Three Poems

Three Poems

  • Opinion
210 Hammock Hotspots

Hammock Hotspots

  • Opinion
211 News at the Speed of Social Media

News at the Speed of Social Media

  • Opinion
212 A Hell of a Week for Lil Nas X

A Hell of a Week for Lil Nas X

  • Opinion
213 The 21st Century Bob Dylan

The 21st Century Bob Dylan

  • Opinion
214 March Madness: Is It Really Important?

March Madness: Is It Really Important?

  • Opinion
215 Meditation Might Just Be Vital

Meditation Might Just Be Vital

  • Opinion
216 Remembering Women in Psychology

Remembering Women in Psychology

  • Opinion
217 Repost Media Informs Millions

Repost Media Informs Millions

  • Opinion
218 Spring Without a Break

Spring Without a Break

  • Opinion
219 Daylight Savings > St. Patty’s Day

Daylight Savings > St. Patty’s Day

  • Opinion
220 Royal Watch: Harry and Meghan Tell All

Royal Watch: Harry and Meghan Tell All

  • Opinion
221 St. Patrick’s Day: It’s Not Just for Drinking Anymore

St. Patrick’s Day: It’s Not Just for Drinking Anymore

  • Opinion
222 Spoiler-Free TV Recommendation: “Twin Peaks”

Spoiler-Free TV Recommendation: “Twin Peaks”

  • Opinion
223 Let’s Get Ce-REAL

Let’s Get Ce-REAL

  • Opinion
224 Album Corner: “Rest Without Regrets…”

Album Corner: “Rest Without Regrets…”

  • Opinion
225 A Fresh Perspective on a Classic Romance

A Fresh Perspective on a Classic Romance

  • Opinion
226 Este, Danielle, Alana, and Taylor (Swift) Haim

Este, Danielle, Alana, and Taylor (Swift) Haim

  • Opinion
227 Valentine’s Day Needs a Rebrand

Valentine’s Day Needs a Rebrand

  • Opinion
228 The Chiefs Learn Why They Shouldn’t Bet Against Tom Brady

The Chiefs Learn Why They Shouldn’t Bet Against Tom Brady

  • Opinion
229 Biden’s First 100 Days

Biden’s First 100 Days

  • Opinion
230 Another Modest Holiday Proposal

Another Modest Holiday Proposal

  • Opinion
231 A Little Spring in Your Semester

A Little Spring in Your Semester

  • Opinion
232 Lyrical Deep Dive: Picture of My Dress

Lyrical Deep Dive: Picture of My Dress

  • Opinion
233 Relaxing with Horoscopes

Relaxing with Horoscopes

  • Opinion
234 Lessons from Quarantine to Take into Winter Break

Lessons from Quarantine to Take into Winter Break

  • Opinion
235 A Business Major’s Take on the 2020 Election

A Business Major’s Take on the 2020 Election

  • Opinion
236 Another Modest Proposal for the Holiday Season

Another Modest Proposal for the Holiday Season

  • Opinion
237 The End All and Be All of Voters

The End All and Be All of Voters

  • Opinion
238 The Waaaaaiting is the Hardest Part

The Waaaaaiting is the Hardest Part

  • Opinion
239 Reclaiming the Joy of Reading

Reclaiming the Joy of Reading

  • Opinion
240 The Haunting Reality of Political Theater

The Haunting Reality of Political Theater

  • Opinion
241 Get That Halloween Drip (but Not the Nose Kind)

Get That Halloween Drip (but Not the Nose Kind)

  • Opinion
242 The Girls of Autumn

The Girls of Autumn

  • Opinion
243 What’s the Deal with Trick or Treating?

What’s the Deal with Trick or Treating?

  • Opinion
244 The Best Part of October

The Best Part of October

  • Opinion
245 The College Experience 100 Years Apart

The College Experience 100 Years Apart

  • Opinion
246 The Journal of a Working Boy, Or, Up from Sloth

The Journal of a Working Boy, Or, Up from Sloth

  • Opinion
247 Album Corner: Nectar by Joji

Album Corner: Nectar by Joji

  • Opinion
248 Improving Chipotle Through the Eyes of a Business Major

Improving Chipotle Through the Eyes of a Business Major

  • Opinion
249 Election Countdown: Voter Registration

Election Countdown: Voter Registration

  • Opinion
250 Fall is Officially Here

Fall is Officially Here

  • Opinion
251 A Field Guide to Football Fans

A Field Guide to Football Fans

  • Opinion
252 Falwell’s Downfall

Falwell’s Downfall

  • Opinion
253 RBG: A Life of Excellence and Justice

RBG: A Life of Excellence and Justice

  • Opinion
254 Dungeons and Dragons Soup for the Soul

Dungeons and Dragons Soup for the Soul

  • Opinion
255 The Downfall of the Last Great American Dynasty

The Downfall of the Last Great American Dynasty

  • Opinion
256 It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Halloween

It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Halloween

  • Opinion
257 Long Shifts with Hideous Men

Long Shifts with Hideous Men

  • Opinion
258 The Final Move-In Decision

The Final Move-In Decision

  • Opinion
259 Election Countdown: Mail-In Ballots

Election Countdown: Mail-In Ballots

  • Opinion
260 The Hot Topic is Hot Topic

The Hot Topic is Hot Topic

  • Opinion
261 Maroons and Social Distancing

Maroons and Social Distancing

  • Opinion
262 Zoom Etiquette: What You Need To Know

Zoom Etiquette: What You Need To Know

  • Opinion
263 A Letter to the HEXS Class of 2020

A Letter to the HEXS Class of 2020

  • Opinion
264 HHP Seniors

HHP Seniors

  • Opinion
265 Class of 2020 Memories

Class of 2020 Memories

  • Opinion
266 Madalyn Chapman: An RC Icon

Madalyn Chapman: An RC Icon

  • Opinion
267 A Tribute to Our Section Editor, Caisi Calandra

A Tribute to Our Section Editor, Caisi Calandra

  • Opinion
268 Dear Public Health Studies Majors and Minors

Dear Public Health Studies Majors and Minors

  • Opinion
269 To the Class of 2020 from Professor Gibbs

To the Class of 2020 from Professor Gibbs

  • Opinion
270 A Message from Dr. Trexler

A Message from Dr. Trexler

  • Opinion
271 A Message to the Class of 2020 From the Faculty

A Message to the Class of 2020 From the Faculty

  • Opinion
272 To Gaston Ocampo from Dr. Rubongoya

To Gaston Ocampo from Dr. Rubongoya

  • Opinion
273 Seniors in The Research Lab

Seniors in The Research Lab

  • Opinion
274 Best Wishes Class of 2020

Best Wishes Class of 2020

  • Opinion
275 Until We Meet Again

Until We Meet Again

  • Opinion
276 A Reality Check for College Students Concerning the Stimulus Package

A Reality Check for College Students Concerning the Stimulus Package

  • Opinion
277 Sincerely Strange: A Comeback Attempt from the Most Hated Man in Comedy

Sincerely Strange: A Comeback Attempt from the Most Hated Man in Comedy

  • Opinion
278 It’s Time We All Start Watching “American Idol” Again

It’s Time We All Start Watching “American Idol” Again

  • Opinion
279 Find Your Silver Lining

Find Your Silver Lining

  • Opinion
280 Putting the Pro in Procrastination

Putting the Pro in Procrastination

  • Opinion
281 My Corona or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Virus

My Corona or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Virus

  • Opinion
282 Bernie or Biden?

Bernie or Biden?

  • Opinion
283 Ladies, Time for Introspection

Ladies, Time for Introspection

  • Opinion
284 Spring Breakers…or Alternative Breakers?

Spring Breakers…or Alternative Breakers?

  • Opinion
285 Kidpinions: St. Patrick’s Day

Kidpinions: St. Patrick’s Day

  • Opinion
286 A Teetotalist’s Guide to Saint Paddy’s Day

A Teetotalist’s Guide to Saint Paddy’s Day

  • Opinion
287 Is Being Too Hot a Crime?

Is Being Too Hot a Crime?

  • Opinion
288 Disastrous Decisions from the Democrats

Disastrous Decisions from the Democrats

  • Opinion
289 Puns

Puns

  • Opinion
290 Mercury Retrograde + Midterms

Mercury Retrograde + Midterms

  • Opinion
291 A Cynical View on Parents and Politics

A Cynical View on Parents and Politics

  • Opinion
292 A Lot of Tears, but Not So Much Love

A Lot of Tears, but Not So Much Love

  • Opinion
293 Where are the Cracks in the Glass Ceiling For Film?

Where are the Cracks in the Glass Ceiling For Film?

  • Opinion
294 JB Said, “Love Yourself”

JB Said, “Love Yourself”

  • Opinion
295 Love Advice from the Single

Love Advice from the Single

  • Opinion
296 Institutionalized Racism in the Grammys

Institutionalized Racism in the Grammys

  • Opinion
297 INQ Classes: Are They Really Worth It?

INQ Classes: Are They Really Worth It?

  • Opinion
298 A Modest Proposal for the New Decade

A Modest Proposal for the New Decade

  • Opinion
299 Another Award Season, Another Diversity Conversation

Another Award Season, Another Diversity Conversation

  • Opinion
300 On The Campaign Trail

On The Campaign Trail

  • Opinion
301 No New Friends

No New Friends

  • Opinion
302 TI$ THE $EA$ON

TI$ THE $EA$ON

  • Opinion
303 Christmas in the Classroom

Christmas in the Classroom

  • Opinion
304 New Year, New Me…Again?

New Year, New Me…Again?

  • Opinion
305 Christmas and Chill: Ranking Netflix Christmas Films

Christmas and Chill: Ranking Netflix Christmas Films

  • Opinion
306 Democratic Nominee Pete Buttigieg? I Hope!

Democratic Nominee Pete Buttigieg? I Hope!

  • Opinion
307 Oh, You Think THIS Is Cold?

Oh, You Think THIS Is Cold?

  • Opinion
308 The BEST Thanksgiving Meal

The BEST Thanksgiving Meal

  • Opinion
309 Stop. Take a Second. Be Thankful.

Stop. Take a Second. Be Thankful.

  • Opinion
310 It’s Okay To Not Know Your Future Plans

It’s Okay To Not Know Your Future Plans

  • Opinion
311 Kanye West Finally Releases “Jesus is King”

Kanye West Finally Releases “Jesus is King”

  • Opinion
312 Halloweek?

Halloweek?

  • Opinion
313 Bad Energy, Stay FAR Away

Bad Energy, Stay FAR Away

  • Opinion
314 Ho Ho Ho, Christmas Music, When to Play it- You Should Know

Ho Ho Ho, Christmas Music, When to Play it- You Should Know

  • Opinion
315 Those Juicy Halloween Statistics, in Case You Were Wondering

Those Juicy Halloween Statistics, in Case You Were Wondering

  • Opinion
316 Junior Annoyed by Disregard for College Trick-or-Treating

Junior Annoyed by Disregard for College Trick-or-Treating

  • Opinion
317 The Democrats’ Spooky Future

The Democrats’ Spooky Future

  • Opinion
318 So Ghosting and Cut-Off Culture Are Cool?

So Ghosting and Cut-Off Culture Are Cool?

  • Opinion
319 A Freshman’s Thoughts on Going Home

A Freshman’s Thoughts on Going Home

  • Opinion
320 It’s Libra Season!

It’s Libra Season!

  • Opinion
321 The Case for a Presidential Age Limit

The Case for a Presidential Age Limit

  • Opinion
322 The Story of “Pepsi” the Stray Cat and the Junior it Followed

The Story of “Pepsi” the Stray Cat and the Junior it Followed

  • Opinion
323 Living on Fast Forward

Living on Fast Forward

  • Opinion
324 Felicity Huffman Sentencing and the Un-justice System

Felicity Huffman Sentencing and the Un-justice System

  • Opinion
325 American Psycho—High Literary Art and Potential Great American Novel

American Psycho—High Literary Art and Potential Great American Novel

  • Opinion
326 Junior Misses Class to Continue Binge-Watching

Junior Misses Class to Continue Binge-Watching

  • Opinion
327 High School Musical: Who Says We Have to Let it Go?

High School Musical: Who Says We Have to Let it Go?

  • Opinion
328 Debate Letdown

Debate Letdown

  • Opinion
329 Why We Need More Disabled and Queer Characters in Literature

Why We Need More Disabled and Queer Characters in Literature

  • Opinion
330 Freshman Class Deals with Disappointment

Freshman Class Deals with Disappointment

  • Opinion
331 Switch Up Your Semester

Switch Up Your Semester

  • Opinion
332 A Seat vs. A “Seat” at the Table

A Seat vs. A “Seat” at the Table

  • Opinion
333 Best Books to Binge this Summer

Best Books to Binge this Summer

  • Opinion
334 No One: … Shamira: I Just Think it’s Funny How…

No One: … Shamira: I Just Think it’s Funny How…

  • Opinion
335 Watch Foreign Films on Kanopy

Watch Foreign Films on Kanopy

  • Opinion
336 This Sapien Survived

This Sapien Survived

  • Opinion
337 The Mueller Report Report

The Mueller Report Report

  • Opinion
338 2020 Election: YANG GANG

2020 Election: YANG GANG

  • Opinion
339 MEN: If You Knew Better, You’d Do Better

MEN: If You Knew Better, You’d Do Better

  • Opinion
340 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: A Gift For Your Netflix Queue

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: A Gift For Your Netflix Queue

  • Opinion
341 Give Theology on Tap a Try

Give Theology on Tap a Try

  • Opinion
342 Brexit: Exploring the UK’s Options

Brexit: Exploring the UK’s Options

  • Opinion
343 Elephant on the Lawn

Elephant on the Lawn

  • Opinion
344 It’s More Than Guinness: A Look at a Northern Ireland St. Patrick’s Day

It’s More Than Guinness: A Look at a Northern Ireland St. Patrick’s Day

  • Opinion
345 Green New Deal 101

Green New Deal 101

  • Opinion
346 Queens of Rap: WHERE THE BAG AT?

Queens of Rap: WHERE THE BAG AT?

  • Opinion
347 Leave the Ghosting to Casper

Leave the Ghosting to Casper

  • Opinion
348 Bros Before Babes Because The Lads Are Chill

Bros Before Babes Because The Lads Are Chill

  • Opinion
349 Lobby Less For Lobbyists

Lobby Less For Lobbyists

  • Opinion
350 Time for a Trip: Gas is Cheap and the Road is Long!

Time for a Trip: Gas is Cheap and the Road is Long!

  • Opinion
351 What’s Your Favorite Color?

What’s Your Favorite Color?

  • Opinion
352 Attention RC Men: Be Respectful of Women!

Attention RC Men: Be Respectful of Women!

  • Opinion
353 The Brackety-Ack Brief on the State of the Union

The Brackety-Ack Brief on the State of the Union

  • Opinion
354 Just Try A Little Bit to Be…BETTER

Just Try A Little Bit to Be…BETTER

  • Opinion
355 The Question for Call Out Crusaders: How Far is Too Far?

The Question for Call Out Crusaders: How Far is Too Far?

  • Opinion
356 50 Classic Roommate Conversation Staters

50 Classic Roommate Conversation Staters

  • Opinion
357 Let’s Be Honest: An Open Opinion on the Historic Government Shutdown of 2018-19

Let’s Be Honest: An Open Opinion on the Historic Government Shutdown of 2018-19

  • Opinion
358 Prison, People and Paint

Prison, People and Paint

  • Opinion
359 It’s Flu Season, Everyone

It’s Flu Season, Everyone

  • Opinion
360 Leggo Her Jade Eggo

Leggo Her Jade Eggo

  • Opinion
361 Beauty is NOT Pain

Beauty is NOT Pain

  • Opinion
362 POWER TO THE OPOSSUM

POWER TO THE OPOSSUM

  • Opinion
363 See Cinema Solo!

See Cinema Solo!

  • Opinion
364 We’re All Goofy Goobers Yeah

We’re All Goofy Goobers Yeah

  • Opinion
365 Yes, Queen!

Yes, Queen!

  • Opinion
366 Nature is Facing a Cancellation Crisis

Nature is Facing a Cancellation Crisis

  • Opinion
367 You Can’t Cancel Nature!

You Can’t Cancel Nature!

  • Opinion
368 KavaNO

KavaNO

  • Opinion
369 Democracy Dies in The Dark

Democracy Dies in The Dark

  • Opinion
370 Monterey and Modern Monsters

Monterey and Modern Monsters

  • Opinion
371 So Much Depends Upon…The Vote

So Much Depends Upon…The Vote

  • Opinion
372 Fortnite: America’s Next Top Leading Cause for Divorce

Fortnite: America’s Next Top Leading Cause for Divorce

  • Opinion
373 “This Again?” Thinks Quiet Plurality as Greek Life Emerges

“This Again?” Thinks Quiet Plurality as Greek Life Emerges

  • Opinion
374 After Separate Checks, Area Man Ponders Ambiguous Date

After Separate Checks, Area Man Ponders Ambiguous Date

  • Opinion
375 Love Among the Ruins

Love Among the Ruins

  • Opinion
376 Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down: Autumnal Norms Draw Ire

Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down: Autumnal Norms Draw Ire

  • Opinion
377 Frat Brother Loves Litter Critter!

Frat Brother Loves Litter Critter!

  • Opinion
378 Reluctant Vegetarian Can’t Handle the Overwhelming Ads

Reluctant Vegetarian Can’t Handle the Overwhelming Ads

  • Opinion
379 Bewildered Upperclassmen Fail to Solve Yearly Conundrum

Bewildered Upperclassmen Fail to Solve Yearly Conundrum

  • Opinion
380 I Miss Sean from Cups: Senior Reflection on Times and Friends Passed

I Miss Sean from Cups: Senior Reflection on Times and Friends Passed

  • Opinion
381 Roanoke College Students Struggle to Navigate Persnickety Fall Weather

Roanoke College Students Struggle to Navigate Persnickety Fall Weather

  • Opinion
382 RC Student Shocks Peers with Statements about ‘Society’ and ‘The Media’

RC Student Shocks Peers with Statements about ‘Society’ and ‘The Media’

  • Opinion
383 Anti-Capitalist Tirade Written at $2000 MacBook Pro

Anti-Capitalist Tirade Written at $2000 MacBook Pro

  • Opinion
384 Temporarily Optimistic Student Comes Back to Reality

Temporarily Optimistic Student Comes Back to Reality

  • Opinion
385 All Gender Bathrooms Debut On Campus

All Gender Bathrooms Debut On Campus

  • Opinion
386 Elizabeth Campus Exposed: Site to be Condemned After Investigation By the EPA

Elizabeth Campus Exposed: Site to be Condemned After Investigation By the EPA

  • Opinion
387 RC Community Impressed By Man In Shorts

RC Community Impressed By Man In Shorts

  • Opinion
388 Can I Get Directions to Pound Town?

Can I Get Directions to Pound Town?

  • Opinion
389 Californian in Awe of South’s Biscuits

Californian in Awe of South’s Biscuits

  • Opinion
390 Soon-to-be Grads Collectively Wondering When They Can Apply for Unemployment

Soon-to-be Grads Collectively Wondering When They Can Apply for Unemployment

  • Opinion
391 Shopping at Goodwill? You’re Making A Good Choice!

Shopping at Goodwill? You’re Making A Good Choice!

  • Opinion
392 Embattled Humor Editor Excited for Summer

Embattled Humor Editor Excited for Summer

  • Opinion
393 My Final Remarks: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

My Final Remarks: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

  • Opinion
394 Family of Mallards Awarded Tenure

Family of Mallards Awarded Tenure

  • Opinion
395 Present-Day High Schoolers Actually Have Their Lives Together

Present-Day High Schoolers Actually Have Their Lives Together

  • Opinion
396 Sigma Chi Brothers Face Hypothermia During Fundraising Attempts

Sigma Chi Brothers Face Hypothermia During Fundraising Attempts

  • Opinion
397 Trudo Vertical Forest Attempts to Combat Climate Change and Urban Housing Issues

Trudo Vertical Forest Attempts to Combat Climate Change and Urban Housing Issues

  • Opinion
398 Commons in Crisis: Paper Plates Cause Mass Hysteria

Commons in Crisis: Paper Plates Cause Mass Hysteria

  • Opinion
399 ‘Inept’ Humor Editor Labeled as a ‘Buffoon’ in Late of His Most Recent Hijinks

‘Inept’ Humor Editor Labeled as a ‘Buffoon’ in Late of His Most Recent Hijinks

  • Opinion
400 Local Redheaded Photographer Trampled by Fame-Hungry Sorority Sisters

Local Redheaded Photographer Trampled by Fame-Hungry Sorority Sisters

  • Opinion
401 California Reviews Southern Exposure

California Reviews Southern Exposure

  • Opinion
402 Easter Celebrations Vary Worldwide

Easter Celebrations Vary Worldwide

  • Opinion
403 Cheating Student Deterred by RC Wallpaper

Cheating Student Deterred by RC Wallpaper

  • Opinion
404 Humor Writer Getting Tired, Less Funny

Humor Writer Getting Tired, Less Funny

  • Opinion
405 Student Mistakes RC Light for Cheap Beer

Student Mistakes RC Light for Cheap Beer

  • Opinion
406 I’m the Hottest In the Street, Know You Probably Heard of Me

I’m the Hottest In the Street, Know You Probably Heard of Me

  • Opinion
407 Salem to Reenact Witch Trial with RC Students

Salem to Reenact Witch Trial with RC Students

  • Opinion
408 Students Shirk Duties Due to Sun

Students Shirk Duties Due to Sun

  • Opinion
409 Students’ Spirits Soar in Warmth

Students’ Spirits Soar in Warmth

  • Opinion
410 Why is Spring Break So Wild?

Why is Spring Break So Wild?

  • Opinion
411 A Fair Trade Of Furniture?

A Fair Trade Of Furniture?

  • Opinion
412 Miller Hall Smokers Persevere Through Wind and Rain

Miller Hall Smokers Persevere Through Wind and Rain

  • Opinion
413 Students Fondly Remember Nudity in Commons

Students Fondly Remember Nudity in Commons

  • Opinion
414 Seeing Illness As An Attribute

Seeing Illness As An Attribute

  • Opinion
415 My Favorite Fashion Blogger is Tanking My Country

My Favorite Fashion Blogger is Tanking My Country

  • Opinion
416 Enthusiastic Pledge Defaces Fintel

Enthusiastic Pledge Defaces Fintel

  • Opinion
417 Black History Month: Third Time’s The Charm

Black History Month: Third Time’s The Charm

  • Opinion
418 Alone in the Laundry: Why We’re Eating Soap

Alone in the Laundry: Why We’re Eating Soap

  • Opinion
419 California Dreaming in a Southern State of Mind

California Dreaming in a Southern State of Mind

  • Opinion
420 Stakes Not High Enough in Intro Fiction Story

Stakes Not High Enough in Intro Fiction Story

  • Opinion
421 New Year Evolutions

New Year Evolutions

  • Opinion
422

Editor Fired for Gross Incompetance

  • Opinion
423

Let’s Say Something

  • Opinion
424

Avoid Hallmate Hookups

  • Opinion
425

Horan Concert Worth the Rainy Wait

  • Opinion
426

RC Rock Actually Just Golf Ball Covered in Paint

  • Opinion
427

Sorority Absolved of Responsibility via Cornhole

  • Opinion
428

The Big Reveal

  • Opinion
429

I’m Proud to Welcome Sisters into The Only Great Fraternity I Know

  • Opinion
430

Editorial: Shrubbery as an Act of Rebellion

  • Opinion
431

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