Can I Get Directions to Pound Town?
Written by Shamira James Oh how the times change! Last semester, I wrote a piece for the Entertainment Page talking…
Opinion
This page offers articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, social and political commentaries, and even rants. If you’re down for a laugh or hear a side this is the page to go to.
Californian in Awe of South’s Biscuits
Written by Leilani Doneux Is a biscuit by any other name as bitchin’? The truth is, probably, but there’s something…
Soon-to-be Grads Collectively Wondering When They Can Apply for Unemployment
Written by Joseph Krzyston As the class of 2018 prepares to walk across the stage, one question is on the…
Shopping at Goodwill? You’re Making A Good Choice!
Written by Isaac Davis I hope we have all had an encounter with the rather unassuming grey rectangle and blue…
Embattled Humor Editor Excited for Summer
Written by Joseph Krzyston According from sources close to him, embattled section editor Joe Krzyston is looking forward to the…
My Final Remarks: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired
Written by David Hall I’ll cut to the chase. I’ve done a lot here at Roanoke and Emma wants me…
Family of Mallards Awarded Tenure
Written by Elizabeth Janes SALEM – The family of mallards that has recently taken up residence in the stream cutting…
Present-Day High Schoolers Actually Have Their Lives Together
Written by Joseph Krzyston As the country’s eyes turned to the high schoolers leading national protests this week, support has…
Sigma Chi Brothers Face Hypothermia During Fundraising Attempts
Written by Joseph Krzyston In news that might not shock any consummate observers of the back quad, three cold, wet…
Trudo Vertical Forest Attempts to Combat Climate Change and Urban Housing Issues
Written by Isaac Davis Elon Musk’s sleek, electric Tesla Model 3 is a huge step toward a cleaner transport industry….