Opinion
This page offers articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, social and political commentaries, and even rants. If you’re down for a laugh or hear a side this is the page to go to.
Democracy Dies in The Dark
Written by Lorin Brice Hall The murder of Jamal Khashoggi is a moral and ethical litmus test for the leaders of…
Monterey and Modern Monsters
Written by Joseph Carrick The weekly horrors of slowly but steadily dipping GPAs might be enough of a scare for…
So Much Depends Upon…The Vote
Written by Zoe Manoukian People love to complain, and in college, we have a lot of complain worthy deemed real…
Fortnite: America’s Next Top Leading Cause for Divorce
Written by Kaelyn Spickler Has your boo left you on delivered for multiple hours at a time? Has he been…
“This Again?” Thinks Quiet Plurality as Greek Life Emerges
Written by Joseph Krzyston It is that time of year again. People who couldn’t find Greece on a map slap…
After Separate Checks, Area Man Ponders Ambiguous Date
Written by Joseph Krzyston What began as a jovial dinner ended in confusion this week for an area man, who,…
Love Among the Ruins
Written by Zoe Manoukian Relationship turmoil is running rampant. Sophomores have abandoned, nay, liberated themselves from their freshman year relationships….
Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down: Autumnal Norms Draw Ire
Written by Zoe Manoukian Saturday, September 22 marked the Autumnal Equinox. I hate to sound contrarian on the cherished matter, but…
Frat Brother Loves Litter Critter!
Written by Zoe Manoukian Family Weekend often invokes fond memories among Roanoke College students. Sophomore and Pi Kappa Phi president of…