The Loveliest Valentine’s Day Playlist Spotify DIDN’T Make
by Devon Mitchell February is upon us, meaning stupid Cupid’s quiver is full of arrows of love ready to pierce…
Opinion
This page offers articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, social and political commentaries, and even rants. If you’re down for a laugh or hear a side this is the page to go to.
Pro-Life Marchers Swarm DC
By Devon Mitchell It’s a new semester for Roanoke College, and for this Maroon, I’m spending my time in the…
Starting the Semester with Online Classes
By Marisa Seager After being fortunate enough to return to in-person classes this past semester, I started to feel hopeful…
Winter is Coming
Rebecca Dance The shifting seasons are a wonder of the circle of life: the world is dying to be born…
Top 5 Best Christmas Songs (Inarguably)
Chamberlain Zulauf #5 Christmas in Harlem- Ye If Die Hard counts as a Christmas movie then Kanye deserves a spot….
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Spotify Wrapped
Devon Mitchell We’ve been waiting patiently since December 2020 for the joy and happiness only one special day can bring….
The Least Wonderful Time of the Year
Kristi Rolf This article is hitting the stands in the throes of that period known as the holiday season. We…
Thanksgiving Marathons
Rebecca Dance I do not run on a regular basis. I have the hips and knees of an elderly woman…
Dolly Pardon Me, I Don’t Like Country
Devon Mitchell For as long as I can remember, I have strongly disliked the genre of music known as country….
A World without Daylight Savings Time
Kristi Rolf In the early hours of Sunday morning, I lay awake in bed staring at the dim glow from…