How to Celebrate the Semester’s End
Written by Zach “the End is Only the Beginning” Dalton
Here we are, Maroons. The end of the semester. I mention in my opinion piece...
A Crack in the Glass Ceiling
Written by Alexis Barton
This week, the Miami Marlins made history as they hired Kim Ng, the first female General Manager in the history of...
A Little Spring in Your Semester
Written by Zach “We’re Almost There” Dalton
The Fall Semester is coming to an end. I have mentioned it before and I’ll mention it again,...
How to Secure Your “Holidate” Via Online Dating Apps
Written by Kaelyn Spickler
Netflix recently released Holidate where a woman, bitter about being single for the holidays, runs into a man who is tired...
NBA Offseason Heats Up with Draft and New Start Date
Written by Katherine Clatterbuck
Following the Lakers’ triumphant season, the NBA is working towards the next season as the December 22nd start date gets closer...
In Need of a Sweet Treat? Check Out Dilly Dally
Written by Sydney Brenner
Dilly Dally is a new restaurant and convenience store that is located only a mile away from Roanoke College. They have...
Lyrical Deep Dive: Picture of My Dress
Written by Devon Mitchell
Recently a new band has come across my desk. The Mountain Goats, an indie rock/folk band first formed in the early...
What the BLANK with Sayre Brandstatter
Written by Alexis Barton
What is your name?
Sayre Brandstatter
Where are you from?
Summit, NJ
What sport do you play?
Women’s Basketball
What position do you play?
Guard
Who is your funniest...
Takeaways From Timothee Chalamet
Written by Joyelle “Simp” Ronan
It’s been a month since Timothee Chalamet’s GQ article dropped, and it has taken up permanent residence in my mind,...
Being an Awful Human Has No Gender
Written by Joyelle Ronan
2020 has been the year of the “Karens.” If you’re unfamiliar with the meme, a “Karen” is a difficult woman, usually...