Humor Writer Getting Tired, Less Funny
By Joseph Krzyston
Look, it’s been a long couple of weeks, ok?
By Joseph Krzyston
Look, it’s been a long couple of weeks, ok?
Written by Devon Mitchell Fall Break is in only one week away, and students are preparing for alternative break trips, or the long/short trek home. As a Freshman, the idea of being back in my hometown in a week’s time is both an exciting and frightening idea. It’s been about two months since I’ve been…
It’s that time of year again: the air is crisp, the sun sets earlier with each passing day, and beautiful leaves flutter to the ground in the refreshing cold breeze. This means it’s also time for my favorite holiday – Halloween! There are tons of positive aspects to Halloween for me. The weather is cool…
The past few weeks have been a particularly grim time for our country. Unfortunately, that is not the first time I have put forth that sentiment in an article here, and, despite my hopes, it is doubtful it will be the last time. Moments like these test our hopes. Particularly amongst college students, who are…
Written by Kristi Rolf As we come to the end of an accelerated semester, college students throughout the country are facing a historically long break between semesters. Here at Roanoke College, we will have seven long weeks without classes. The next couple of months have prompted mixed emotions. The first thought that occurs to many…
Written by Ren Monin It’s springtime again, and the weather is just absolutely gorgeous outside. So what better time to stay cooped up inside your dorm and watch movies? When it comes to films, there’s almost an infinite number to choose from, and there are even more people with opinions regarding them. Well-executed movies (usually…
Written by Zoe Manoukian American football players were recently overheard talking about Valentine’s Day in a Roanoke College locker room. “You know what blows, man? There’s Valentine’s Day for all the couples, and there’s Galentine’s Day for all the girls. But there’s nothing for us!” Said one athlete. “Yeah man, you’re right! Guys like us…