{"id":6231,"date":"2021-05-21T12:00:18","date_gmt":"2021-05-21T17:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=6231"},"modified":"2021-05-21T09:22:47","modified_gmt":"2021-05-21T14:22:47","slug":"zach-big-fish-2k21-dalton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=6231","title":{"rendered":"Zach \u201cBig Fish 2k21\u201d Dalton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Written by Chamberlain Zulauf<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What is there to say about Zach Dalton that hasn\u2019t already been written about in the Brackety-Ack? It was easy to spot him around campus either on the track or in the Outdoor Adventure lounge. Over his four years at Roanoke, The Dumpster King had the campus covered on nearly every level. Working with WRKE, Theater, and the BA I\u2019ve looked up to Zach as a Jack of all trades. The list really does go on, I\u2019ve always wondered who runs MaroonTube and it turns out it was Zach the whole time.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One of Zach\u2019s favorite memories came only recently at the long-awaited Basically Tarantino premiere. Seeing his friends\u2019 films on the big screen meant a lot to him, especially to Kaillee\u2019s <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Until It\u2019s Not<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After moving to NYC with Kaillee and their Cat Binx Mr. Dalton hopes to be the \u201cEast Coast Boucher and start in the mailroom at 30 Rock.\u201d\u00a0 I always saw Zach going into sock modeling myself. One way or another Zach Dalton is going to give Roanoke a name one day,\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cClout where clout is due, so: shoutout to Jasey! Go check out his poem on his Insta link. I also want to give some more shoutouts to Kaillee for her endless support and all the good times we&#8217;ve had. Kaelyn for hiring me as a writer and eventually editor. Ben for talking trains with me. The track fellas for pretending to like me. Finally, to readers like you, thank you!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Chamberlain Zulauf What is there to say about Zach Dalton that hasn\u2019t already been written about in the Brackety-Ack? It was easy to spot him around campus either on the track or in the Outdoor Adventure lounge. Over his four years at Roanoke, The Dumpster King had the campus covered on nearly every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":6232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-6231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion","tag-summer2019"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/zach.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6231\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}