{"id":4641,"date":"2019-09-20T21:00:10","date_gmt":"2019-09-20T21:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bracketyackrc.wpengine.com\/?p=4641"},"modified":"2019-09-20T21:00:10","modified_gmt":"2019-09-20T21:00:10","slug":"your-fave-gossip-columnist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=4641","title":{"rendered":"Your Fave Gossip Columnist"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by Kaelyn Spickler<\/em><\/p>\n

Hello Roanoke College,<\/span><\/p>\n

Your fave gossip columnist here, and do I have news for you: recall that your fave girl-next-door, Kate, is freshly a single pringle. Turns out she doesn\u2019t know how to date! Who would\u2019ve guessed the college\u2019s biggest flirt actually has no game? How does she seem to get these boys then? Well, let\u2019s take a look at her dating history because guess what — there\u2019s a trend.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Do we remember her longtime secret bf she had last year? You know, the guy no one knew she was actually dating because there wasn\u2019t a single trace of it on either\u2019s social media. We did some digging, and he was one of her first friends here at \u2018Noke. He was her BFF\u2019s boyfriend\u2019s roommate, and the four of them hung out all the time until, one day, it must\u2019ve finally clicked for them that they weren\u2019t just friends.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Her short-lived rebound following that mess of a relationship was with a guy who also started out as her friend. The two had known each other since Kate\u2019s early days here, but their relationship was never anything more than platonic. Then, they ran into each other in a frat house basement. He was fresh on the market following a rough breakup, and Kate was determined to find a cutie that night. You can figure out the rest.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Of course, Kate found a boy to keep her company during the summer months, but she didn\u2019t have to go searching far. Our insiders tell us her summer fling was a guy who she considered to be one of her closest friends. When she found out they\u2019d be working together over the summer (same company, different departments), that made her search for some affection and attention even easier.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Have you connected the dots yet? Kate doesn\u2019t actually have any game when it comes to guys; she takes the easy way and goes for one of her guy friends\u2026 then again, maybe that means she has a better game than all of us. Why go out and go through the awkward first dates when you have a whole pack of guy friends? That narrows it down for who she has her eyes on now. Unless, of course, she\u2019s already gone through all of her guy friends. You can trust we\u2019ll keep our eye on it.<\/span><\/p>\n

You know you love me,<\/span><\/p>\n

XOXO<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Written by Kaelyn Spickler Hello Roanoke College, Your fave gossip columnist here, and do I have news for you: recall that your fave girl-next-door, Kate, is freshly a single pringle. Turns out she doesn\u2019t know how to date! Who would\u2019ve guessed the college\u2019s biggest flirt actually has no game? How does she seem to get…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4641\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}