{"id":4200,"date":"2019-01-25T13:38:26","date_gmt":"2019-01-25T18:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.pages.roanoke.edu\/?p=4200"},"modified":"2019-01-25T13:38:26","modified_gmt":"2019-01-25T18:38:26","slug":"improve-your-tinder-profile-with-these-ten-commandments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=4200","title":{"rendered":"Improve Your Tinder Profile With These TEN COMMANDMENTS"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Get rid of pictures of dead animals. Deer? Bears? Fish? Nope. <\/span><\/li>\n
  2. No underwear pics. It\u2019s 2019, and this year we wear pants in our Tinder profiles.<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Use group photos sparingly, the guessing game can get old pretty quick.<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. Get rid of photos of JUST your car or JUST your dog. Everyone loves pictures of dogs and dusty 2001 Toyota Camrys, but maybe not on a Tinder profile.<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. Don\u2019t lie about your age. It\u2019s obvious and what does it even accomplish? <\/span><\/li>\n
  6. Use more than one photo. We need options, people. <\/span><\/li>\n
  7. Rethink overused quotes in your bio, especially ones about having a good time, not a long time or anything about Jim and Pam. <\/span><\/li>\n
  8. Don\u2019t NOT have a bio. Put SOMETHING there and you\u2019re golden (as long as it\u2019s not racist, sexist or otherwise generally offensive).<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. Don\u2019t wear sunglasses in all of your pictures. You\u2019re not one of the Men in Black. <\/span><\/li>\n
  10. Don\u2019t use a picture with you and your ex, blur out their faces and say, \u201cthis could be you.\u201d It\u2019s tacky.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Get rid of pictures of dead animals. Deer? Bears? Fish? Nope. No underwear pics. It\u2019s 2019, and this year we wear pants in our Tinder profiles. Use group photos sparingly, the guessing game can get old pretty quick. Get rid of photos of JUST your car or JUST your dog. Everyone loves pictures of dogs…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4195,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4200\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}