{"id":4089,"date":"2018-12-01T13:59:06","date_gmt":"2018-12-01T18:59:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.pages.roanoke.edu\/?p=4089"},"modified":"2018-12-01T13:59:06","modified_gmt":"2018-12-01T18:59:06","slug":"winter-trends-to-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=4089","title":{"rendered":"Winter Trends to End"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Written by Ale Carino<\/em><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Shorts in the Winter\u2026.? &#8211; You\u2019re bundled up in the thickest jacket, and you angrily cursing your professor for not cancelling class. You look up and THAT person is wearing shorts. You look around to see if anyone else is as appalled as you, but no, everyone seems to think this is just FINE. Well it\u2019s not, and before you can get out your phone to put it on Snapchat, they\u2019re gone, and you\u2019re left with the perplexing question all day of what made them think that was okay.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIt\u2019s Not Even THAT Cold!\u201d &#8211; This isn\u2019t a fashion trend, but you certainly run into these people every winter. You\u2019re sitting there; using your breath to warm up your hands while the wind is literally making tears fall from your eyes, and this person has the nerve THE ABSOLUTE GALL to say \u201cOh, don\u2019t be such a baby, it\u2019s not even that cold.\u201d Just punch them in the face, and knock them out, and then you can say, \u201cOh get it, I didn\u2019t hit you THAT hard\u201d!&#8217;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Juuling to Keep Warm &#8211; Back in the day there used to be fireplaces for everyone to crowd around, but lo and behold the times of the Juul where everyone is huffing on the USB flash drive and trying to pretend it\u2019s working. Sis, put it away, and keep your hands in your pockets. Your habit ain\u2019t worth freezing your fingers off.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Lacr-outfit &#8211; Sweatpants. Tucked into socks. Wearing boots. Flannel over gray hoodie. A hat with a puff ball on it. A commendable amount of facial hair. There\u2019s nothing else to say honestly.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Ale Carino Shorts in the Winter\u2026.? &#8211; You\u2019re bundled up in the thickest jacket, and you angrily cursing your professor for not cancelling class. You look up and THAT person is wearing shorts. You look around to see if anyone else is as appalled as you, but no, everyone seems to think this&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3762,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-folks-at-noke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4089\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}