{"id":3987,"date":"2018-10-26T17:00:16","date_gmt":"2018-10-26T21:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.pages.roanoke.edu\/?p=3987"},"modified":"2018-10-26T17:00:16","modified_gmt":"2018-10-26T21:00:16","slug":"maroons-talk-backety-ack-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=3987","title":{"rendered":"Maroons Talk Back(ety-Ack)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Give us a five word scary story!<\/b><\/p>\n

Matt Lintner, senior, so cool it’s scary: “I missed my mom’s call!”<\/p>\n

Margaux McGinty, freshman, so sweet it’s scary: “Fall break is actually over!”<\/p>\n

Emily Witty, sophomore, so fashionable it’s scary: “Any day it’s not Friday!”<\/p>\n

Sid Rhyne, senior, so artsy it’s scary: “My ice cream is poisoned!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Give us a five word scary story! Matt Lintner, senior, so cool it’s scary: “I missed my mom’s call!” Margaux McGinty, freshman, so sweet it’s scary: “Fall break is actually over!” Emily Witty, sophomore, so fashionable it’s scary: “Any day it’s not Friday!” Sid Rhyne, senior, so artsy it’s scary: “My ice cream is poisoned!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":3988,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-folks-at-noke"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/sid.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3987\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}