{"id":3890,"date":"2018-09-21T16:10:18","date_gmt":"2018-09-21T20:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.pages.roanoke.edu\/?p=3890"},"modified":"2018-09-21T16:10:18","modified_gmt":"2018-09-21T20:10:18","slug":"a-playlist-for-weekend-shenanigans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=3890","title":{"rendered":"A Playlist for Weekend Shenanigans"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by Emma Grosskopf<\/em><\/p>\n

Have you ever wanted to be in a musical? For most of us, going out on the weekends is an EXPERIENCE. It\u2019s hard to put it into words, so we created a playlist to better describe the events of an average weekend here at RC for those who know how to have a good time in a safe and responsible way!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNo Air\u201d Jordin Sparks, Chris Brown – When you\u2019re in a basement breathing in nothing but everyone\u2019s body odor, hot breath and Juul smoke.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cCreep\u201d TLC – When a guy tries to dance with you even though you\u2019ve rejected him twice (and it\u2019s about to be a third). <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI Have Nothing\u201d Whitney Houston – When you get home from a night out and sadly open your empty fridge, and no one will get you Sheetz or Cookout. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cChunky\u201d Bruno Mars – How you feel after eating two omelets, a plate of bacon, a bowl of Wing Dings, four mini waffles and a bowl of cereal at brunch. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhatcha Say\u201d Jason DeRulo – When the guy you\u2019ve been crushing on finally asks what your name is but you can\u2019t hear him over whatever song is blaring through the speakers.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThe Climb\u201d Miley Cyrus – When you decide to walk to your destination and didn\u2019t know it was going to be 25 minutes of uphill. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cShould I Stay or Should I Go\u201d The Clash – When you\u2019ve been out for an hour and the music sucks but you\u2019re waiting for <\/span>THAT<\/b> boy to show up. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cTake Me to Church\u201d Hozier – \u2018Cause some of y\u2019all need Jesus. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cClumsy\u201d Fergie – When it\u2019s been raining all day and the stairs into the basement look like a damn obstacle from American Ninja Warrior. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cRude Boy\u201d Rihanna – The same boys that ask for your notes in class are the same ones that will spill their drink on you. And not apologize. I know your momma raised you better than that.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI Don\u2019t Wanna Miss a Thing\u201d Aerosmith – When you\u2019re an RA and the biggest rager of the year is tonight…but you\u2019re on duty!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cMan in the Mirror\u201d Michael Jackson – When you get in the bathroom only to look in the mirror and see that you are coming for Flashback Mary\u2019s career…HEY SHISHTERS!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cPaparazzi\u201d Lady Gaga – When you try to photobomb as many people\u2019s pictures as possible because you\u2019re determined to get clout one way or another.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Written by Emma Grosskopf Have you ever wanted to be in a musical? For most of us, going out on the weekends is an EXPERIENCE. It\u2019s hard to put it into words, so we created a playlist to better describe the events of an average weekend here at RC for those who know how to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3891,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3890\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}