{"id":3763,"date":"2018-04-20T10:00:23","date_gmt":"2018-04-20T14:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.pages.roanoke.edu\/?p=3763"},"modified":"2018-04-20T10:00:23","modified_gmt":"2018-04-20T14:00:23","slug":"summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=3763","title":{"rendered":"Embattled Humor Editor Excited for Summer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Written by Joseph Krzyston<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">According from sources close to him, embattled section editor Joe Krzyston is looking forward to the summer. The Brackety-Ack contacted him to confirm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cLook,\u201d said the devilishly handsome editor, \u201cdeadlines are clearly not my favorite thing, and I\u2019m looking forward to a season without them. I\u2019m more interested in doing something, anything else, anything that doesn\u2019t produce a lot of opportunity to let my peers down by flying impromptu to Wisconsin to celebrate a friend\u2019s birthday.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Krzyston made his feelings plainly known, but he was also clear that this shirking of responsibilities was not the only thing he was looking forward to.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThere\u2019s plenty to like about summer- bass fishing, road trips, swimming, writing on my own time, reading books without the pressure inherent in an academic atmosphere and seeing my oldest friends. These things are all on the agenda.\u201d He paused, sipped from an Arnold Palmer that was sweating in the sun, and continued, adding that it is \u201ca hell of a lot easier to do all these things when I\u2019m not constantly being hounded by the editor-in-chief about deadlines and layouts and so-forth.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Emma Grosskopf, the talented aforementioned editor-in-chief, was of a similar mind to Krzyston (for once), adding that her summer was shaping up to be particularly nice on account of distance from the mercurial humorist.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cMy summer plans in no way involve Joe Krzyston, I am pleased to announce.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Joseph Krzyston According from sources close to him, embattled section editor Joe Krzyston is looking forward to the summer. The Brackety-Ack contacted him to confirm. \u201cLook,\u201d said the devilishly handsome editor, \u201cdeadlines are clearly not my favorite thing, and I\u2019m looking forward to a season without them. I\u2019m more interested in doing something,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3764,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3763\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}