{"id":3761,"date":"2018-04-20T10:00:59","date_gmt":"2018-04-20T14:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.pages.roanoke.edu\/?p=3761"},"modified":"2018-04-20T10:00:59","modified_gmt":"2018-04-20T14:00:59","slug":"man-in-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=3761","title":{"rendered":"RC Community Impressed By Man In Shorts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Written by Joseph Krzyston<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The RC community was in awe this week of a particularly brave junior, probably a business major, who enthralled the campus with a stunning display of virility by walking around in shorts on a forty-five degree day.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWe\u2019re all just so impressed,\u201d said a sophomore. \u201cI\u2019m currently bundled up because it\u2019s sort of cold, and here comes this guy, wearing shorts and Chacos. Does he just not care? Is he just that tough? We may never know.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Indeed, though it is widely supposed that the appeal of the students comes from a mixture of devil-may-care recklessness and a God-like imperviousness to the elements, it cannot be known with precision which permutation of these attributes is responsible for the student\u2019s unmistakable appeal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIt might also be the backwards baseball cap, I mean that probably helps a little bit,\u201d said the sophomore, \u201cbut it\u2019s definitely the fact that he\u2019s wearing shorts on a cold day. So edgy!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Brackety-Ack tried to reach the shorts-wearing superstar for comment, but he was busy, hard at work maintaining a 2.3 GPA and not doing a whole lot else.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Joseph Krzyston The RC community was in awe this week of a particularly brave junior, probably a business major, who enthralled the campus with a stunning display of virility by walking around in shorts on a forty-five degree day. \u201cWe\u2019re all just so impressed,\u201d said a sophomore. \u201cI\u2019m currently bundled up because it\u2019s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3762,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}