{"id":3720,"date":"2018-04-06T10:00:01","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T14:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.pages.roanoke.edu\/?p=3720"},"modified":"2018-04-06T10:00:01","modified_gmt":"2018-04-06T14:00:01","slug":"inept-humor-editor-labeled-as-a-buffoon-in-late-of-his-most-recent-hijinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=3720","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Inept\u2019 Humor Editor Labeled as a \u2018Buffoon\u2019 in Late of His Most Recent Hijinks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Written by Joseph Krzyston<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Thursday, Joe Krzyston, editor of the humor\/opinion page, hopped on a plane to see his friend in Wisconsin: there was only one problem.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThat massive buffoon totally forgot we had a newspaper to lay-out!\u201d said editor in-chief Emma Grosskopf. \u201cHe gets paid for this and everything, and he totally just forgot. What an idiot!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Krzyston was hard to reach for comment, as he was busy exercising a hard-won twenty-first amendment right at thirty-five thousand feet. Eventually, we managed to get ahold of him while he was enjoying a layover in Chicago.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cLook,\u201d said the embattled editor, \u201cyour best friend doesn\u2019t turn twenty-one every day, and it\u2019s not but a hop, skip, and a jump from Roanoke to Ashland, Wisconsin, situated gracefully on the shores of the mighty Lake Superior. The Brackety-Ack, venerated institution that it is, should be just fine without me for one issue. It\u2019s not like I was a particularly helpful employee, anyway.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\">This last statement was confirmed in a follow-up interview with Grosskopf, who mostly held her head and groaned.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\">*This absolutely happened in real life- sorry guys!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Joseph Krzyston Thursday, Joe Krzyston, editor of the humor\/opinion page, hopped on a plane to see his friend in Wisconsin: there was only one problem. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cThat massive buffoon totally forgot we had a newspaper to lay-out!\u201d said editor in-chief Emma Grosskopf. \u201cHe gets paid for this and everything, and he totally just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":3721,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/15384390_10211290168268866_4177220613582548329_o.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3720\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}