{"id":3496,"date":"2018-01-31T11:10:27","date_gmt":"2018-01-31T16:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.pages.roanoke.edu\/?p=3496"},"modified":"2018-01-31T11:10:27","modified_gmt":"2018-01-31T16:10:27","slug":"second-round-hookups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=3496","title":{"rendered":"RC Students Share Second Round of Crazy Hookup Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by Shamira James<\/em><\/p>\n

On this episode of \u201cmaking it do what it do\u201d at Roanoke College, here\u2019s part two of everyone\u2019s favorite Brackety-Ack installment, crazy hookup stories. Here\u2019s a safe place to air out your dirty laundry. Don\u2019t worry, your secret is safe with us\u2026and the entire campus.<\/span><\/p>\n

1.)<\/span> \u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Holy Hickey <\/b>\u2013<\/span> \u201c<\/b>I met this guy on Tinder, and he went to Liberty University, so I was thinking, eh, he\u2019s probably safe. He came over and we watched a scary movie and then made out. One thing led to another, and then I\u2019m covered in hickies. Coincidentally, it was Parents\u2019 Weekend, and my mom was coming. She took me turtleneck shopping and all was well. The poor boy wanted to be pastor.\u201d <\/span>\u2013 Senior, Female, 21<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

2.)<\/span> \u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Goin\u2019 for the 3-peat \u2013 <\/b>\u201cI was at a party, kind of dancing alone, and this guy comes up to me and starts dancing with me, but not stereotypical frat-grinding, but really nice and fun dancing with spinning and twirls and stuff. We end up going up to his room fooled around a little but didn\u2019t go all the way. So you can imagine my surprise when his entire frat class had the idea that we had sex. Two weeks later, I saw him trying to put the moves on another girl, and I pulled her away because I\u2019m not letting any other girl go through that!\u201d <\/span>–<\/b>Freshman, Female, 19<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

3.)<\/span> \u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Weezer? I hardly even knew her! \u2013 <\/b>It was senior year of high school and I was at a National Thespian conference in Lincoln, Nebraska. I was listening to Weezer on a bench and girl sat next to me, and after 24 hours, we were in love. We skipped workshops, snuck into a rehearsal room, locked the door and sex for two hours while people were right outside.\u201d —<\/span>Sophomore, Male, 19<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

4.)<\/span> \u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Old is Gold<\/b> — \u201cI was 19 at the time, and I met this guy on Grindr. He was nice and we agreed to meet to hookup \u2026 he was 60 \u2013 that\u2019s older than my dad! We ended up shacking up in his camper on a farm\u2026 and since I know you want to know, he was AMAZING. Older people have way more experience.\u201d —<\/span>Junior, Male, 21<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Written by Shamira James On this episode of \u201cmaking it do what it do\u201d at Roanoke College, here\u2019s part two of everyone\u2019s favorite Brackety-Ack installment, crazy hookup stories. Here\u2019s a safe place to air out your dirty laundry. Don\u2019t worry, your secret is safe with us\u2026and the entire campus. 1.) \u00a0\u00a0Holy Hickey \u2013 \u201cI met […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":3497,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-folks-at-noke"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/tinder-redesign-graphics_dezeen_hero-1-852x479.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3496\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}