{"id":3443,"date":"2017-12-08T20:07:09","date_gmt":"2017-12-09T01:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.pages.roanoke.edu\/?p=3443"},"modified":"2017-12-08T20:07:09","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T01:07:09","slug":"avoid-hallmate-hookups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/?p=3443","title":{"rendered":"Avoid Hallmate Hookups"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Emma Grosskopf<\/p>\n<p>When you put a bunch of 20-something year olds together on a small campus, you\u2019re going to have some tension. Sexual tension.<\/p>\n<p>This campus reeks of it.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s no point in pretending that the majority of RC\u2019s student body isn\u2019t sexually active, but it seems that out of this cloud of hookup culture has emerged a couple of unspoken rules.<\/p>\n<p>One of them being, \u201cdon\u2019t hook up with your neighbors.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Some might see this as a no brainer. Some might question as to why hooking up with a neighbor is a bad thing! After all, it is convenient, isn\u2019t it? It limits the need for an embarrassing walk of shame!<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re all adults, right? We can handle it!<\/p>\n<p>But can we? The people on this campus are legal adults, but sometimes we act like children emotionally.<\/p>\n<p>If you don\u2019t believe me, just look to our collective obsession with Tinder and our unfortunate campuswide reliance on Natural Light to forget our massive workload.<span class=\"x_Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Hooking up at college is a natural pattern, and there\u2019s no real need to change that, as long as those who are sexually active are safe.<span class=\"x_Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>But smart sex is just as important as safe sex.<span class=\"x_Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>RC students have enough to worry about without concerning themselves with awkward run-ins and avoiding a neighbor who will inevitably pop up wherever you go.<\/p>\n<p>If you must schtup a hallmate, make sure you can both act and communicate like adults afterward to alleviate any post-coital awkwardness. Otherwise, you\u2019ll be stuck in a tiring cycle of avoidance and embarrassment until move-out day comes along.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Emma Grosskopf When you put a bunch of 20-something year olds together on a small campus, you\u2019re going to have some tension. Sexual tension. This campus reeks of it. There\u2019s no point in pretending that the majority of RC\u2019s student body isn\u2019t sexually active, but it seems that out of this cloud of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brackety-ack.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}